Noapte, pe marginea unui drum jude\u021bean, un echipaj de poli\u021bie opre\u0219te o ma\u0219in\u0103 care mergea \u00een zig-zag u\u0219or artistic. Farurile p\u00e2lp\u00e2ie, iar din boxe r\u0103sun\u0103 o manea stins\u0103 \u0219i tremurat\u0103.
\u200d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Poli\u021bistul, profesionist, dar obosit de la at\u00e2tea opriri:
\u2013 Bun\u0103 seara, actele la control. A\u021bi consumat b\u0103uturi alcoolice?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Din ma\u0219in\u0103, \u0219oferul \u2013 un tip z\u00e2mbitor, cu ochii u\u0219or \u00eencruci\u0219a\u021bi \u0219i respira\u021bia aromat\u0103 a unui cocktail de benzin\u0103 \u0219i distilerie de cas\u0103 \u2013 r\u0103spunde cu sinceritate dezarmant\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 O lad\u0103 de bere \u2026 vreo dou\u0103 litri de vin \u2026 \u0219i o sticl\u0103 de vodk\u0103, cred c\u0103 era polonez\u0103\u2026 sau poate era rom\u00e2neasc\u0103\u2026 cine mai \u021bine minte?!
\u200d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Poli\u021bistul r\u0103m\u00e2ne stan\u0103 de piatr\u0103. \u00cel prive\u0219te fix, apoi scoate etilotestul din borset\u0103 cu gesturi lente, aproape ceremoniale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Sufla\u021bi aici, v\u0103 rog.
\u0218oferul se uit\u0103 confuz la aparat, apoi ridic\u0103 din spr\u00e2ncene sincer uimit \u0219i spune pe un ton jignit, dar amuzat:
\u2013 De ce? Nu m\u0103 crede\u021bi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00centr-o zi, un \u0163\u0103ran a mers la un frizer pentru o tunsoare. Dup\u0103 tunsoare, el a \u00eentrebat c\u00e2\u0163i bani trebuie s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103, iar frizerul a r\u0103spuns: \u201cEu nu pot accepta bani de la tine, \u00een aceast\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 eu fac asta \u00een folosul comunit\u0103\u0163ii!\u201d. \u0162\u0103ranul a fost mul\u0163umit \u015fi a plecat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A doua zi, c\u00e2nd frizerul a mers s\u0103 deschid\u0103 frizeria, a g\u0103sit la u\u015f\u0103 un bilet pe care scria \u201cMul\u0163umesc!\u201d \u015fi un co\u015f mare cu legume proaspete.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mai t\u00e2rziu, un poli\u0163ist vine pentru o tunsoare, \u015fi atunci c\u00e2nd el \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103, frizerul a r\u0103spuns din nou: \u201cEu nu pot accepta bani de la tine, \u00een aceast\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 eu lucrez \u00een folosul comunit\u0103\u0163ii!\u201d. Poli\u0163istul a fost fericit \u015fi a plecat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A doua zi, c\u00e2nd frizerul a mers s\u0103 deschid\u0103 atelierul s\u0103u, a g\u0103sit la u\u015fa acestuia un \u201cMul\u0163umesc!\u201d \u015fi o duzin\u0103 de gogo\u015fi, pentru el.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Apoi, un deputat a venit pentru o tunsoare, \u015fi c\u00e2nd a vrut s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103, frizerul a r\u0103spuns din nou: \u201cEu nu pot accepta bani de la tine. Eu lucrez \u00een folosul comunit\u0103\u0163ii \u00een aceast\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103!\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Deputatul a fost foarte fericit \u015fi a p\u0103r\u0103sit magazinul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen diminea\u0163a urm\u0103toare, c\u00e2nd frizerul a mers s\u0103 deschid\u0103 atelierul s\u0103u, a g\u0103sit o duzin\u0103 de senatori \u015fi deputa\u0163i alinia\u0163i, \u00een a\u015fteptare pentru o tunsoare gratis\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Noapte, pe marginea unui drum jude\u021bean, un echipaj de poli\u021bie opre\u0219te o ma\u0219in\u0103 care mergea \u00een zig-zag u\u0219or artistic. Farurile p\u00e2lp\u00e2ie, iar din boxe r\u0103sun\u0103 o manea stins\u0103 \u0219i tremurat\u0103.\u200d Poli\u021bistul, profesionist, dar obosit de la at\u00e2tea opriri:\u2013 Bun\u0103 seara, actele la control. A\u021bi consumat b\u0103uturi alcoolice? Din ma\u0219in\u0103, \u0219oferul \u2013 un tip z\u00e2mbitor, cu … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5587,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5586"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5586\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5588,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5586\/revisions\/5588"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5587"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}