{"id":5564,"date":"2025-08-28T12:39:26","date_gmt":"2025-08-28T12:39:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5564"},"modified":"2025-08-28T12:39:30","modified_gmt":"2025-08-28T12:39:30","slug":"profesoara-lui-bula-a-scris-lectia-la-tabla","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5564","title":{"rendered":"Profesoara lui Bula a scris lectia la tabla"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"541\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7278.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5565\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7278.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7278-300x266.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Profesoara lui Bula a scris lectia la tabla dupa care s-a dus la catedra. Cand s-a asezat, scaunul s-a rupt si aceasta a cazut cu picioarele in sus\u2026Jenata si nervoasa in acelasi timp, aceasta incepe sa-i ia pe elevi la intrebari:\u2013 Dorel, ce ai vazut?\u2013 V-am vazut pulpa piciorului, doamna\u2026\u2013 Suspendat pentru o saptamana! zice profa.\u2013 Gigel, tu ce ai vazut?\u2013 V-am vazut coapsa, doamna\u2026\u2013 Iesi afara! O luna de suspendare!\u2013 Bula, tu ce ai vazut?La care acesta se ridica din banca si pleca spre usa spunand:\u2013 Bafta baieti! Ne vedem la anu\u2019!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TI SI URM\u0102TORUL BANC,,\u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So\u021bii\u00a0\u00een pat, am\u00e2ndoi citind o\u00a0carte. La un momentan, ea se uit\u0103 spre el \u0219i \u00eel\u00a0\u00eentreab\u0103:<br>\u2013 Auzi, eu dac\u0103 mor, te vei\u00a0rec\u0103s\u0103tori?<br>\u2013 E\u0219ti normal\u0103? Ce este cu \u00eentrebarea asta?<br>\u2013 Acum mi-a venit! Deci, ce vei face?<br>\u2013 E\u0219ti culmea. Cum pot s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi r\u0103spund la a\u0219a ceva?<br>\u2013 Hai zi c\u0103 nu m\u0103 sup\u0103r!<br>\u2013 Nu \u0219tiu\u2026 Probabil. Dup\u0103 un timp\u2026 Sincer nu m\u0103 pot g\u00e2ndi la a\u0219a ceva acum.<br>\u2013 Ok!<br>Dup\u0103 un timp, so\u021bia revine.<br>\u2013 Si va dormi \u00een patul nostru?<br>\u2013\u00a0Femeie, nu e\u0219ti normal\u0103. Ce sunt \u00eentreb\u0103rile astea?<br>\u2013 Chiar nu am habar. Crezi c\u0103 m\u0103 pot g\u00e2ndi la asemenea situa\u021bie??\u2026 Probabil c\u0103 va dormi cu mine aici\u2026Nu \u0219tiu\u2026 Las\u0103-m\u0103 sa\u00a0citesc!<br>\u2013 Bine\u2026<br>Dar ea tot nu se las\u0103 cu \u00eentreb\u0103rile \u0219i revine.<br>\u2013 Dar va purta si\u00a0hainele\u00a0mele?<br>\u2013 Hai c\u0103 e\u0219ti culmea! Alte g\u00e2nduri nu ai?<br>\u2013\u00a0Curiozitate, nimic mai mult!<br>\u2013 Posibil, nu \u0219tiu. Nu cred\u2026 Poate unele\u2026Of, ce \u00eentreb\u0103ri ai ast\u0103zi!<br>\u2013 Aha, ok. Stau ei ce stau, si ea revine.<br>\u2013 Dar va conduce\u00a0ma\u0219ina\u00a0mea?<br>\u2013 Nu c\u0103 nu are\u00a0carnet..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC Profesoara lui Bula a scris lectia la tabla dupa care s-a dus la catedra. Cand s-a asezat, scaunul s-a rupt si aceasta a cazut cu picioarele in sus\u2026Jenata si nervoasa in acelasi timp, aceasta incepe sa-i ia pe elevi la intrebari:\u2013 Dorel, ce ai vazut?\u2013 V-am vazut pulpa piciorului, doamna\u2026\u2013 Suspendat &#8230; <a title=\"Profesoara lui Bula a scris lectia la tabla\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5564\" aria-label=\"Read more about Profesoara lui Bula a scris lectia la tabla\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5566,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5564","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5564","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5564"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5564\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5567,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5564\/revisions\/5567"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5566"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5564"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5564"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5564"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}