{"id":5560,"date":"2025-08-28T06:10:02","date_gmt":"2025-08-28T06:10:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5560"},"modified":"2025-08-28T06:10:05","modified_gmt":"2025-08-28T06:10:05","slug":"dragul-meu-stii-ca-eu-sunt-virgina-si-nu-stiu-mare-lucru-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5560","title":{"rendered":"Dragul meu, stii ca eu sunt virgina si nu stiu mare lucru"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"737\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7396.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5561\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7396.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7396-248x300.jpeg 248w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In noaptea nuntii, mireasa ii spune mirelui ei:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Dragul meu, stii ca eu sunt virgina si nu stiu mare lucru despre cum se face dragoste.Ai putea sa-mi explici inainte sa trecem la fapte?<br>\u2013 Bine, draga mea. Uite, sa ne inchipuim ca partea mea intima este un prizonier, iar a ta o inchisoare. E simplu de tot: luam prizonierul si il bagam la inchisoare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Zis si facut. Dupa ce se consuma evenimentul, mirele se tolaneste in pat multumit de sine. Mireasa, zambind de fericire si multumita tare de prima ei experienta intima, il anunta suav:<br>-Iubitule, se pare ca prizonierul a evadat de la inchisoare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Atunci trebuie sa-l arestam din nou. Se conformeaza omul si, la final, da sa se odihneasca.<br>Mireasa, zambind de satisfactie ii zice iar:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dragule, iar a scapat prizonierul!<br>Adunandu-si ultimele puteri, barbatul se ridica si trece iar la fapte. Dupa ce termina, nu-si mai doreste decat sa aiba parte de un somn bun.<br>Mireasa il bate incetisor pe umar si ii spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Iubituleeee..iar a scapat\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Draga mea, stii ceva?! Asta nu a fost condamnat pe viata!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f In noaptea nuntii, mireasa ii spune mirelui ei: -Dragul meu, stii ca eu sunt virgina si nu stiu mare lucru despre cum se face dragoste.Ai putea sa-mi explici inainte sa trecem la fapte?\u2013 Bine, draga mea. Uite, sa ne inchipuim ca partea mea intima este un prizonier, iar a ta &#8230; <a title=\"Dragul meu, stii ca eu sunt virgina si nu stiu mare lucru\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5560\" aria-label=\"Read more about Dragul meu, stii ca eu sunt virgina si nu stiu mare lucru\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5562,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5560","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5560"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5560\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5563,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5560\/revisions\/5563"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5562"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}