{"id":5547,"date":"2025-08-23T11:39:10","date_gmt":"2025-08-23T11:39:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5547"},"modified":"2025-08-23T11:39:13","modified_gmt":"2025-08-23T11:39:13","slug":"baim-am-mutat-impreuna-cu-prietena-mea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5547","title":{"rendered":"B\u0103i,m-am mutat \u00eempreun\u0103 cu prietena mea"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"489\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7269.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5548\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7269.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7269-300x240.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 B\u0103i, de c\u00e2nd m-am mutat \u00eempreun\u0103 cu prietena mea, am hot\u0103r\u00e2t am\u00e2ndoi s\u0103 facem cump\u0103r\u0103turile pe r\u00e2nd, a\u0219a, s\u0103 fie corect, \u0219tii?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Aha, \u0219i cum merge?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 P\u0103i, uite cum am stabilit: o zi ea face cump\u0103r\u0103turile, o zi eu. O zi ea, o zi eu, \u0219i tot a\u0219a, pe r\u00e2nd, s\u0103 nu fie discu\u021bii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Tare ideea! \u0218i care-i diferen\u021ba, cum func\u021bioneaz\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 P\u0103i\u2026 diferen\u021ba e c\u0103 acum o zi m\u00e2nc\u0103m, o zi bem, o zi m\u00e2nc\u0103m, o zi bem\u2026&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>       CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eO femeie cu un copil in brate se urca in autobuz.<br>Soferul zice:<br>\u2013 Aoleu, asta e cel mai urat copil pe care l-am vazut vreodata.<br>Femeia se duce in spatele autobuzului si se aseaza pe scaun spumegand de nervi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se intoarce catre pasagerul de alaturi si ii zice:<br>\u2013 Soferul asta m-a jignit foarte rau.<br>La care individul spune:<br>\u2013 Mai bine va duceti chiar acum sa-i spuneti vreo doua si in timpul asta va tin eu maimuta\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f \u2013 B\u0103i, de c\u00e2nd m-am mutat \u00eempreun\u0103 cu prietena mea, am hot\u0103r\u00e2t am\u00e2ndoi s\u0103 facem cump\u0103r\u0103turile pe r\u00e2nd, a\u0219a, s\u0103 fie corect, \u0219tii?&nbsp; \u2013 Aha, \u0219i cum merge? \u2013 P\u0103i, uite cum am stabilit: o zi ea face cump\u0103r\u0103turile, o zi eu. O zi ea, o zi eu, \u0219i tot &#8230; <a title=\"B\u0103i,m-am mutat \u00eempreun\u0103 cu prietena mea\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5547\" aria-label=\"Read more about B\u0103i,m-am mutat \u00eempreun\u0103 cu prietena mea\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5549,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5547"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5547\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5550,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5547\/revisions\/5550"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5549"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}