{"id":5539,"date":"2025-08-23T06:40:27","date_gmt":"2025-08-23T06:40:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5539"},"modified":"2025-08-23T06:40:29","modified_gmt":"2025-08-23T06:40:29","slug":"ion-si-maria-in-noaptea-nuntii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5539","title":{"rendered":"Ion si Maria in noaptea nuntii"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"539\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7263.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5540\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7263.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7263-300x265.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC\ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion si Maria in noaptea nuntii: amandoi in pat, unul langa celelalt. Asteapta Maria ca Ion s-o mangaie, s-o pupe, de, ca tat omu-n noaptea nuntii, da\u2019 Ion nimic. S\u2019atunci Maria preia initiativa:<br>\u2013 Ioanie, tare-i cald, io mi-oi da jos bundita!<br>\u2013 Ca binie zici, Marie, mi-oi da-o jos si eu!<br>Vazand ca Ion nu face nimic, Maria continua:<br>\u2013 Ioanie, da mie tat mi-i cald, io mi-oi da jos si chiloteii!<br>\u2013 Ca binie zici, Marie, ca mi-oi da jos si eu!<br>Aceeasi situatie. Maria incepe sa-si piarda rabdarea:<br>\u2013 No, Ioanie, da mie tat mi-i cald, ase ca io mi-oi departa un pic ghioambele (picioarele)!<br>\u2013 Dreptu-i, Marie, mi le-oi departa si eu!<br>La care Maria exasperata:<br>-No, Ioanie, no fi mai binie sa-l chemam pe Vasile sa ne futie p\u2019amandoi?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC\ud83d\udc47 Ion si Maria in noaptea nuntii: amandoi in pat, unul langa celelalt. Asteapta Maria ca Ion s-o mangaie, s-o pupe, de, ca tat omu-n noaptea nuntii, da\u2019 Ion nimic. S\u2019atunci Maria preia initiativa:\u2013 Ioanie, tare-i cald, io mi-oi da jos bundita!\u2013 Ca binie zici, Marie, mi-oi da-o jos si eu!Vazand ca &#8230; <a title=\"Ion si Maria in noaptea nuntii\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5539\" aria-label=\"Read more about Ion si Maria in noaptea nuntii\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5541,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5539","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5539"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5539\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5542,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5539\/revisions\/5542"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5541"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}