{"id":5534,"date":"2025-08-22T18:32:21","date_gmt":"2025-08-22T18:32:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5534"},"modified":"2025-08-22T18:32:23","modified_gmt":"2025-08-22T18:32:23","slug":"un-muncitor-tanar-sanatos-casatorit-de-3-ani-are-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5534","title":{"rendered":"Un muncitor, t\u00e2n\u0103r, s\u0103n\u0103tos, c\u0103s\u0103torit de 3 ani, are 4"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"696\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7260.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5536\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7260.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7260-263x300.jpeg 263w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un muncitor, t\u00e2n\u0103r, s\u0103n\u0103tos, c\u0103s\u0103torit de 3 ani, are 4 copii \u0219i sta la etajul 1.<br>La parter sta un poli\u021bist c\u0103s\u0103torit de 11 ani, dar far\u0103 copii.<br>La un moment dat, poli\u021bistul de la parter \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe muncitorul de la 1:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Mai vecine, e\u0219ti c\u0103s\u0103torit de 3 ani \u0219i ai deja 4 copii. Noi suntem c\u0103s\u0103tori\u021bi de at\u00e2ta timp, dar nu reu\u0219im s\u0103 facem copii. Nu ai un sfat pentru mine?<br>\u2013 Simplu.. I\u021bi trebuie doar un s\u0103pun \u0219i o matura.<br>\u2013 Da ??? Bine, un s\u0103pun \u0219i o matura. Mai departe?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Disear\u0103, c\u00e2nd te \u00eentorci de la serviciu, o bagi pe nevasta-ta sub dus \u0219i o speli cu s\u0103punul de sus p\u00e2n\u0103 jos.<br>\u2013 A\u0219a.. De sus p\u00e2n\u0103 jos. \u0218i apoi?<br>\u2013 Apoi bati cu matura \u00een tavan \u0219i cobor imediat\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un muncitor, t\u00e2n\u0103r, s\u0103n\u0103tos, c\u0103s\u0103torit de 3 ani, are 4 copii \u0219i sta la etajul 1.La parter sta un poli\u021bist c\u0103s\u0103torit de 11 ani, dar far\u0103 copii.La un moment dat, poli\u021bistul de la parter \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe muncitorul de la 1: \u2013 Mai vecine, e\u0219ti c\u0103s\u0103torit de 3 ani \u0219i &#8230; <a title=\"Un muncitor, t\u00e2n\u0103r, s\u0103n\u0103tos, c\u0103s\u0103torit de 3 ani, are 4\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5534\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un muncitor, t\u00e2n\u0103r, s\u0103n\u0103tos, c\u0103s\u0103torit de 3 ani, are 4\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5537,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5534","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5534","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5534"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5534\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5538,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5534\/revisions\/5538"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5537"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}