{"id":5524,"date":"2025-08-22T06:07:48","date_gmt":"2025-08-22T06:07:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5524"},"modified":"2025-08-22T06:07:50","modified_gmt":"2025-08-22T06:07:50","slug":"un-scotian-insurat-se-duce-la-spovedanie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5524","title":{"rendered":"Un scotian insurat se duce la spovedanie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"500\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7254.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5525\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7254.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7254-300x246.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un scotian insurat se duce la spovedanie si-i spune preotului:<br>\u2013 Parinte, aproape ca am avut o aventura cu o alta femeie!<br>\u2013 Cum adica, \u201eaproape\u201d? intreaba preotul.<br>\u2013 Pai, ne-am dezbracat, ne-am frecat bine unul de altul, dar apoi ne-am oprit.Preotul este revoltat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 A te freca unul de altul este ca si cum ai fi bagat-o inauntru! Nu trebuie sa te mai vezi cu femeia aceea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ca penitenta, trebuie sa spui 5 rugaciuni si sa pui 50 de lire sterline in cutia milei. Scotianul iese, spune rugaciunile si apoi se duce la cutia milei. Sta putin langa ea si da sa plece.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Preotul, care-l urmarea cu privirea, fuge dupa el si-l avertizeaza: -Te-am vazut! N-ai pus banii in cutie!<br>Scotianul raspunde, uimit:<br>\u2013 Da, parinte, dar am frecat banii de cutia milei,nu e ca si cum i-as fi bagat inauntru?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un scotian insurat se duce la spovedanie si-i spune preotului:\u2013 Parinte, aproape ca am avut o aventura cu o alta femeie!\u2013 Cum adica, \u201eaproape\u201d? intreaba preotul.\u2013 Pai, ne-am dezbracat, ne-am frecat bine unul de altul, dar apoi ne-am oprit.Preotul este revoltat: \u2013 A te freca unul de altul este ca &#8230; <a title=\"Un scotian insurat se duce la spovedanie\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5524\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un scotian insurat se duce la spovedanie\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5526,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5524"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5524\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5527,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5524\/revisions\/5527"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5526"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}