{"id":5516,"date":"2025-08-21T11:09:31","date_gmt":"2025-08-21T11:09:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5516"},"modified":"2025-08-21T11:09:34","modified_gmt":"2025-08-21T11:09:34","slug":"bunicul-si-nepotul-greblau-in-gradina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5516","title":{"rendered":"Bunicul \u015fi nepotul greblau \u00een gr\u0103din\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"627\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7232.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5517\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7232.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7232-292x300.jpeg 292w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>       CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bunicul \u015fi nepotul greblau \u00een gr\u0103din\u0103. Nepotul g\u0103se\u015fte o r\u00e2m\u0103 care tocmai ie\u015fise din gaur\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencerca s-o bage \u00eenapoi.<br>\u2013 Nu po\u0163i, b\u0103iete, fiindc\u0103 r\u00e2ma e prea moale \u015fi n-o po\u0163i \u00eempinge!<br>\u2013 Pui pariu cu mine pe cinci dolari?<br>Bunicul accept\u0103 provocarea; nepotul intr\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103, ia un tub de spray cu lac, spreiaz\u0103 r\u00e2ma, care, \u00een dou\u0103 minute, devine rigid\u0103.<br>Nepotul o bag\u0103 astfel \u00een gaur\u0103.<br>Bunicul pl\u0103te\u015fte pariul \u0219i intr\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103, dar ia \u015fi sprayul cu el. Iese peste vreo jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 cu al\u0163i cinci dolari \u015fi \u00eei d\u0103 nepotului.<br>\u2013 Bunicule, ce b\u0103tr\u00e2n e\u015fti, ai uitat c\u0103 mi-ai mai pl\u0103tit odat\u0103!<br>\u2013 Nu, nepoate, \u0103\u015ftia-s de la bunica!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Bunicul \u015fi nepotul greblau \u00een gr\u0103din\u0103. Nepotul g\u0103se\u015fte o r\u00e2m\u0103 care tocmai ie\u015fise din gaur\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencerca s-o bage \u00eenapoi.\u2013 Nu po\u0163i, b\u0103iete, fiindc\u0103 r\u00e2ma e prea moale \u015fi n-o po\u0163i \u00eempinge!\u2013 Pui pariu cu mine pe cinci dolari?Bunicul accept\u0103 provocarea; nepotul intr\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103, ia un tub de spray &#8230; <a title=\"Bunicul \u015fi nepotul greblau \u00een gr\u0103din\u0103\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5516\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bunicul \u015fi nepotul greblau \u00een gr\u0103din\u0103\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5518,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5516","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5516"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5516\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5519,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5516\/revisions\/5519"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5518"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}