{"id":5508,"date":"2025-08-20T19:02:25","date_gmt":"2025-08-20T19:02:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5508"},"modified":"2025-08-20T19:02:28","modified_gmt":"2025-08-20T19:02:28","slug":"bai-gicule-imi-place-mult-verisoara-ta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5508","title":{"rendered":"Bai Gicule, imi place mult verisoara ta"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"483\" data-id=\"5509\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7215.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5509\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7215.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7215-300x238.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi prieteni stau de vorba.<br>\u2013 Bai Gicule, imi place mult verisoara ta\u2026 Imi faci si mie lipeala?<br>\u2013 Hmmm\u2026 Mai Costele, eu iti fac\u2026 da\u2019 sa sti ca e materialista.<br>\u2013 Nu-i nimic\u2026 Am cu ce sa-i stau in fata!<br>\u2013 Biiineee!<br>Zis si facut, dupa un timp cei doi se intalnesc\u2026<br>\u2013 Ia zi, ai un serviciu bun?<br>\u2013 Am afacerea mea\u2026 Si merge binisor!<br>\u2013 Masina ai?<br>\u2013 Chiar doua!<br>\u2013 Vila cu doua nivele ai?<br>Aaa, nu, nu am!<br>\u2013 Mai vorbim cand o sa ai, imi pare rau! Pa!<br>Se intalnesc iar prietenii.<br>\u2013 Ei, Costele, cum a mers intalnirea cu verisoara?<br>\u2013 Nu a mers\u2026<br>\u2013 De ce?<br>\u2013 M-a intrebat daca am serviciu, i-am spus ca am afacerea mea, daca am masina, i-am spus ca am doua\u2026<br>\u2013 M-a intrebat daca am vila cu doua nivele\u2026<br>\u2013 Si?<br>Pai ce? Sunt nebun sa dau jos doua nivele, ca vrea ea..\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Doi prieteni stau de vorba.\u2013 Bai Gicule, imi place mult verisoara ta\u2026 Imi faci si mie lipeala?\u2013 Hmmm\u2026 Mai Costele, eu iti fac\u2026 da\u2019 sa sti ca e materialista.\u2013 Nu-i nimic\u2026 Am cu ce sa-i stau in fata!\u2013 Biiineee!Zis si facut, dupa un timp cei doi se intalnesc\u2026\u2013 Ia zi, &#8230; <a title=\"Bai Gicule, imi place mult verisoara ta\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5508\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bai Gicule, imi place mult verisoara ta\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5510,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5508","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5508","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5508"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5508\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5511,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5508\/revisions\/5511"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5510"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5508"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}