{"id":5499,"date":"2025-08-20T12:10:39","date_gmt":"2025-08-20T12:10:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5499"},"modified":"2025-08-20T12:10:42","modified_gmt":"2025-08-20T12:10:42","slug":"o-dentista-cauta-un-ac-pentru-anestezia-unui-pacient","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5499","title":{"rendered":"O dentist\u0103 caut\u0103 un ac pentru anestezia unui pacient."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"645\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7206.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7206.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7206-284x300.jpeg 284w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O dentist\u0103 caut\u0103 un ac pentru anestezia unui pacient.<br>\u2013 Nu vreau injec\u0163ii. Ur\u0103sc injec\u0163iile!, strig\u0103 b\u0103rbatul.<br>Dentista agit\u0103 atunci o butelie cu protoxid de azot, la care pacientul \u00eencepe s\u0103 \u0163ipe:<br>\u2013 Nu pot s\u0103 suport gazele, masca m\u0103 sufoc\u0103!<br>Dentista \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 atunci pe pacient daca n-are nimic \u00eempotriv\u0103 s\u0103 ia o pilul\u0103.<br>\u2013 Nicio problema, zice pacientul. M\u0103 \u00eempac bine cu pilulele.<br>Dentista revine cu o pilul\u0103 \u0219i zice:<br>\u2013 Uite aici, o Viagra.<br>B\u0103rbatul:<br>\u2013 Nu mi-am \u00eenchipuit c\u0103 Viagra atenueaz\u0103 durerea!<br>\u2013 Nu atenueaz\u0103, dar cel pu\u0163in o s\u0103 ai de ce s\u0103 te \u0163ii, \u00een timp ce-\u0163i scot m\u0103seaua\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f O dentist\u0103 caut\u0103 un ac pentru anestezia unui pacient.\u2013 Nu vreau injec\u0163ii. Ur\u0103sc injec\u0163iile!, strig\u0103 b\u0103rbatul.Dentista agit\u0103 atunci o butelie cu protoxid de azot, la care pacientul \u00eencepe s\u0103 \u0163ipe:\u2013 Nu pot s\u0103 suport gazele, masca m\u0103 sufoc\u0103!Dentista \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 atunci pe pacient daca n-are nimic \u00eempotriv\u0103 s\u0103 ia o &#8230; <a title=\"O dentist\u0103 caut\u0103 un ac pentru anestezia unui pacient.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5499\" aria-label=\"Read more about O dentist\u0103 caut\u0103 un ac pentru anestezia unui pacient.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5501,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5499"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5499\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5503,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5499\/revisions\/5503"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5501"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}