{"id":5495,"date":"2025-08-20T12:07:01","date_gmt":"2025-08-20T12:07:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5495"},"modified":"2025-08-20T12:07:04","modified_gmt":"2025-08-20T12:07:04","slug":"se-face-un-sondaj-in-legatura-cu-metodele-contraceptive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5495","title":{"rendered":"Se face un sondaj \u00een leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu metodele contraceptive"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"554\" data-id=\"5496\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7202.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5496\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7202.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7202-300x272.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se face un sondaj \u00een leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu metodele contraceptive folosite de diverse cupluri.<br>Primul cuplu r\u0103spunde c\u0103 folose\u015fte prezerva..ivul, al doilea c\u0103 folose\u015fte pastile \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe.<br>Ajung cei cu sondajul la o alta familie, bat la u\u015f\u0103. Le deschide Maria, \u00eenalt\u0103 de peste doi metri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Ne spune\u0163i v\u0103 rug\u0103m ce metod\u0103 contraceptiv\u0103 folosi\u0163i?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Sigur c\u0103 da. Metoda \u201epupila \u2013 sc\u0103unel\u201d.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 asta? Maria strig\u0103 cu putere: Ioaneeeee! \u015ei apare Ion \u00eenalt de un metru \u015fi ni\u0163el.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u00cel vede\u0163i? Eu s\u00e2nt \u00eenalt\u0103, iar el micu\u0163. Noi o facem \u00een picioare. Pe el \u00eel urc pe un sc\u0103unel.<br>El \u00eencepe s\u0103 m\u0103 lucreze iar eu m\u0103 uit foarte atenta \u00een ochii lui. C\u00e2nd v\u0103d c\u0103 i se dilat\u0103 pupila, trag un \u015fut la sc\u0103unel!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Se face un sondaj \u00een leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu metodele contraceptive folosite de diverse cupluri.Primul cuplu r\u0103spunde c\u0103 folose\u015fte prezerva..ivul, al doilea c\u0103 folose\u015fte pastile \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe.Ajung cei cu sondajul la o alta familie, bat la u\u015f\u0103. Le deschide Maria, \u00eenalt\u0103 de peste doi metri.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5497,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5495"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5495\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5498,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5495\/revisions\/5498"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5497"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}