{"id":5486,"date":"2025-08-20T07:44:14","date_gmt":"2025-08-20T07:44:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5486"},"modified":"2025-08-20T07:44:17","modified_gmt":"2025-08-20T07:44:17","slug":"o-politista-tanara-si-draguta-dirija-circulatia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5486","title":{"rendered":"O poli\u0163ist\u0103 t\u0103nar\u0103 \u015fi dr\u0103gu\u0163\u0103 dirija circula\u0163ia"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"606\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7188.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5487\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7188.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7188-300x298.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7188-150x150.jpeg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>O poli\u0163ist\u0103 t\u0103nar\u0103 \u015fi dr\u0103gu\u0163\u0103 dirija circula\u0163ia \u00eentr-o intersec\u0163ie mare. La un moment dat, a simtit c\u0103-i vine ciclul\u2026\u00a0\u00a0Ce s\u0103 fac\u0103? Mai avea \u00eenc\u0103 5 ore de lucru \u015fi din intersec\u0163ie nu putea s\u0103 plece, a\u015fa c\u0103 l-a rugat, prin sta\u0163ie, pe colegul de birou, s\u0103-i aduc\u0103 pachetul cu tampoane, din dulapul ei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Colegul confirma recep\u0163ia \u015fi ea lucreaz\u0103 mai departe, fiind cu ochii-n patru. Trece o or\u0103, colegul n-a venit\u2026 Trec dou\u0103\u2026 trec trei\u2026 Ea\u2026 disperat\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dup\u0103 patru ore, opre\u015fte ma\u015fina poli\u0163iei, \u00een intersec\u0163ie \u015fi colegul flutur\u0103 vesel cutia de tampoane, \u00een v\u00e2nt\u2026 Politista, nervoas\u0103, ii spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nesim\u0163itul naibii! Unde mama dracului ai stat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Poli\u0163istul r\u0103spunde vesel :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u015etii, c\u00e2nd ai spus, prin sta\u0163ie, c\u0103 ti-a venit ciclul, a dat \u015fefu\u2019 o sticl\u0103 de \u015fampanie, apoi a venit comisarul Ionescu cu o lad\u0103 de bere\u2026 apoi am dat \u015fi eu un r\u00e2nd, c\u0103 \u2026 mi s-a luat \u015fi mie o piatr\u0103 de pe suflet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f O poli\u0163ist\u0103 t\u0103nar\u0103 \u015fi dr\u0103gu\u0163\u0103 dirija circula\u0163ia \u00eentr-o intersec\u0163ie mare. La un moment dat, a simtit c\u0103-i vine ciclul\u2026\u00a0\u00a0Ce s\u0103 fac\u0103? Mai avea \u00eenc\u0103 5 ore de lucru \u015fi din intersec\u0163ie nu putea s\u0103 plece, a\u015fa c\u0103 l-a rugat, prin sta\u0163ie, pe colegul de birou, s\u0103-i aduc\u0103 pachetul cu tampoane, &#8230; <a title=\"O poli\u0163ist\u0103 t\u0103nar\u0103 \u015fi dr\u0103gu\u0163\u0103 dirija circula\u0163ia\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5486\" aria-label=\"Read more about O poli\u0163ist\u0103 t\u0103nar\u0103 \u015fi dr\u0103gu\u0163\u0103 dirija circula\u0163ia\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5488,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5486","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5486"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5486\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5489,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5486\/revisions\/5489"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5488"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}