{"id":5477,"date":"2025-08-19T18:32:37","date_gmt":"2025-08-19T18:32:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5477"},"modified":"2025-08-19T18:33:45","modified_gmt":"2025-08-19T18:33:45","slug":"intr-un-orasel-un-preot-care-are-nevoie-sa-mearga-la-toaleta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5477","title":{"rendered":"\u00centr-un or\u0103\u015fel, un preot care are nevoie s\u0103 mearg\u0103 la toalet\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"629\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7170.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7170.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7170-291x300.jpeg 291w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centr-un or\u0103\u015fel, un preot care are nevoie s\u0103 mearg\u0103 la toalet\u0103 intr\u0103 \u00eentr-un club, caut\u0103 WC-ul \u015fi, cum nu-l g\u0103se\u015fte, \u00eentreab\u0103 barmanulul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; M\u0103 scuza\u0163i, domnule, unde e toaleta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; \u00cemi pare r\u0103u, p\u0103rinte, dar nu v\u0103 recomand s\u0103 intra\u0163i acolo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; De ce?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Fiindc\u0103 \u00een toaleta b\u0103rba\u0163ilor este o statuie cu o femeie goal\u0103, iar singurul lucru care acoper\u0103 p\u0103r\u0163ile ei intime este o frunz\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; E ridicol, chiar crede\u0163i c\u0103 pot fi ispitit? O s\u0103 m\u0103 uit \u00een cealalt\u0103 direc\u0163ie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Intr\u0103 popa la toalet\u0103. \u00cen club, muzica \u015fi dansul continu\u0103, dar, la un moment dat, se sting luminile. Lumea aplaud\u0103, iar c\u00e2nd iese preotul, to\u0163i \u00eel salut\u0103 veseli.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Nu \u00een\u0163eleg, zice preotul, s\u0103rb\u0103tori\u0163i faptul c\u0103 am intrat la toalet\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Da, pentru c\u0103 acum sunte\u0163i de-al nostru!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; M\u0103 tem c\u0103 nu \u00een\u0163eleg.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Vede\u0163i dv., p\u0103rinte, de fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd cineva ridic\u0103 frunza, luminile se sting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f \u00centr-un or\u0103\u015fel, un preot care are nevoie s\u0103 mearg\u0103 la toalet\u0103 intr\u0103 \u00eentr-un club, caut\u0103 WC-ul \u015fi, cum nu-l g\u0103se\u015fte, \u00eentreab\u0103 barmanulul: &#8211; M\u0103 scuza\u0163i, domnule, unde e toaleta? &#8211; \u00cemi pare r\u0103u, p\u0103rinte, dar nu v\u0103 recomand s\u0103 intra\u0163i acolo. &#8211; De ce? &#8211; Fiindc\u0103 \u00een toaleta b\u0103rba\u0163ilor este &#8230; <a title=\"\u00centr-un or\u0103\u015fel, un preot care are nevoie s\u0103 mearg\u0103 la toalet\u0103\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5477\" aria-label=\"Read more about \u00centr-un or\u0103\u015fel, un preot care are nevoie s\u0103 mearg\u0103 la toalet\u0103\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5478,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5477","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5477","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5477"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5477\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5481,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5477\/revisions\/5481"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5478"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5477"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5477"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5477"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}