{"id":5473,"date":"2025-08-19T09:32:15","date_gmt":"2025-08-19T09:32:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5473"},"modified":"2025-08-19T09:32:18","modified_gmt":"2025-08-19T09:32:18","slug":"leului-i-s-a-facut-lene-sa-tot-vaneze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5473","title":{"rendered":"Leului i s-a facut lene sa tot vaneze"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"437\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7161.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5474\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7161.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7161-300x215.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Leului i s-a facut lene sa tot vaneze si porunceste tuturor animalelor sa ii aduca de mancare zilnic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cine nu se supune sau nu aduce ceva pe placul leului va fi batut cu organul sexual al leului pe spate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A doua zi vine ursul cu un porc. Leul satisfacut il lauda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vine si vulpea cu o gaina, leul fiind satisfacut si de data asta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Iepurasul, neavand cum sa vaneze, ii aduce un morcov. Leul, suparat, il bate pe spate cu organul sau viguros.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Tu nu stii ca mananc numai carne?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pleaca suparat iepurasul, dar dupa cativa pasi se opreste si incepe sa rada.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Bine ba iepurasule, eu te bat si tu razi? De ce razi ma ? Iepurasul radea in continuare de se tinea cu mainile de burta si printre hohote ii zice leului:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Vine ariciul cu 2 mere!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Leului i s-a facut lene sa tot vaneze si porunceste tuturor animalelor sa ii aduca de mancare zilnic. Cine nu se supune sau nu aduce ceva pe placul leului va fi batut cu organul sexual al leului pe spate. A doua zi vine ursul cu un porc. Leul satisfacut il &#8230; <a title=\"Leului i s-a facut lene sa tot vaneze\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5473\" aria-label=\"Read more about Leului i s-a facut lene sa tot vaneze\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5475,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5473"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5473\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5476,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5473\/revisions\/5476"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5475"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}