{"id":5469,"date":"2025-08-19T08:26:11","date_gmt":"2025-08-19T08:26:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5469"},"modified":"2025-08-19T08:26:14","modified_gmt":"2025-08-19T08:26:14","slug":"o-tipa-intra-intr-un-magazin-de-animale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5469","title":{"rendered":"O tipa intra intr-un magazin de animale"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"773\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7156.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5470\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7156.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7156-237x300.jpeg 237w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O tipa intra intr-un magazin de animale sa-i cumpere un cadou prietenului ei. Ii spune patronului:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Vreau sa-i iau prietenului meu un animal cadou dar nu am decat 500 lei. Ce-mi puteti da de banii astia?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Patronul spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Hmm, am numai animale cu pedigree aici, dar cred ca am ceva in magazie. Intra&nbsp;&nbsp;acolo si aduce o broasca mare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Aceasta nu este o broasca obisnuita, broastei asteia ii place sexul oral.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Si o face bine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gandindu-se ca broasca ii va prelua o parte din munca depusa acasa, tipa<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; O iau.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O duce acasa si i-o da prietenului, care bineinteles nu e deloc incantat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ea zambeste si ii spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Aceasta nu este o broasca obisnuita, va las singuri sa va cunoasteti mai bine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dupa vreo trei sferturi de ora se intoarce acasa si auzind zgomote de oale in bucatarie, se repede inauntru.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Ce naiba faceti aici!?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Omul ridica privirea dintr-o carte de bucate si spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Daca reusesc sa o invat sa si gateasca, maine ai plecat de aici!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f O tipa intra intr-un magazin de animale sa-i cumpere un cadou prietenului ei. Ii spune patronului: &#8211; Vreau sa-i iau prietenului meu un animal cadou dar nu am decat 500 lei. Ce-mi puteti da de banii astia? Patronul spune: &#8211; Hmm, am numai animale cu pedigree aici, dar cred ca &#8230; <a title=\"O tipa intra intr-un magazin de animale\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5469\" aria-label=\"Read more about O tipa intra intr-un magazin de animale\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5471,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5469"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5469\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5472,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5469\/revisions\/5472"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5471"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}