{"id":5453,"date":"2025-08-18T13:49:10","date_gmt":"2025-08-18T13:49:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5453"},"modified":"2025-08-18T13:52:04","modified_gmt":"2025-08-18T13:52:04","slug":"doctore-sotia-mea-este-foarte-nemultumita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5453","title":{"rendered":"Doctore, so\u0163ia mea este foarte nemul\u0163umit\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"789\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/image-2.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5457\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/image-2.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/image-2-232x300.jpeg 232w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br>           CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Doctore, so\u0163ia mea este foarte nemul\u0163umit\u0103. Nici amor nu mai facem ca pe vremuri\u2026<br>\u2013 V\u0103 prescriu o tablet\u0103 pe care s\u0103 o lua\u0163i \u00een timpul cinei.<br>Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva zile pacientul vine din nou la doctor.<br>\u2013 Ei, v-a folosit tableta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Este cu adev\u0103rat uluitoare. Chiar \u015fi \u00een timpul cinei am f\u0103cut de dou\u0103 ori amor.<br>\u2013 \u015ei so\u0163ia?<br>\u2013 I-a pl\u0103cut foarte mult. Doar oaspe\u0163ii au fost cam surprin\u015fi. :))<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>       CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Vai, domni\u015foar\u0103, zice admirativ directorul, ce pantaloni elegan\u0163i ave\u0163i ast\u0103zi.<br>\u2013 V\u0103 mul\u021bumesc, r\u0103spunde secretara chicotind.<br>\u2013 V\u0103 place s\u0103 umbla\u0163i \u00een pantaloni?<br>\u2013 Da, domnule.<br>\u2013 N-a\u0163i vrea s\u0103 umbla\u0163i \u015fi \u00een ai mei \u2026 ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f \u2013 Doctore, so\u0163ia mea este foarte nemul\u0163umit\u0103. Nici amor nu mai facem ca pe vremuri\u2026\u2013 V\u0103 prescriu o tablet\u0103 pe care s\u0103 o lua\u0163i \u00een timpul cinei.Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva zile pacientul vine din nou la doctor.\u2013 Ei, v-a folosit tableta? \u2013 Este cu adev\u0103rat uluitoare. Chiar \u015fi \u00een timpul cinei am &#8230; <a title=\"Doctore, so\u0163ia mea este foarte nemul\u0163umit\u0103\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5453\" aria-label=\"Read more about Doctore, so\u0163ia mea este foarte nemul\u0163umit\u0103\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5454,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5453"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5453\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5459,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5453\/revisions\/5459"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5454"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}