{"id":5449,"date":"2025-08-18T07:17:22","date_gmt":"2025-08-18T07:17:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5449"},"modified":"2025-08-18T07:17:25","modified_gmt":"2025-08-18T07:17:25","slug":"in-tramvai-inghesuiala-mare-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5449","title":{"rendered":"In tramvai inghesuiala mare"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"405\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7108.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7108.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7108-300x199.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>         CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In tramvai inghesuiala si un mosulica de pe scaun i se adreseaza unei domnisoare ce statea in picioare:<br>\u2013 Daca doriti puteti sa stati la mine in poala.<br>Tanara cu tupeu se aseaza. Dupa cateva momente mosul da semne de neliniste si jenat ii spune tinerei:<br>\u2013 Ati vrea, va rog frumos sa va ridicati? Stiti, cred ca totusi nu sunt asa de batran cum credeam\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>**<br>Doi mosnegi se intilnesc:<br>\u2013 Ce mai faci, Vasile?<br>\u2013 Uite, am fost la femei.<br>\u2013 Si cum a fost?<br>\u2013 Mai curat decit la barbati.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f In tramvai inghesuiala si un mosulica de pe scaun i se adreseaza unei domnisoare ce statea in picioare:\u2013 Daca doriti puteti sa stati la mine in poala.Tanara cu tupeu se aseaza. Dupa cateva momente mosul da semne de neliniste si jenat ii spune tinerei:\u2013 Ati vrea, va rog frumos sa &#8230; <a title=\"In tramvai inghesuiala mare\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5449\" aria-label=\"Read more about In tramvai inghesuiala mare\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5451,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5449"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5449\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5452,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5449\/revisions\/5452"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5451"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}