{"id":5434,"date":"2025-08-16T12:20:56","date_gmt":"2025-08-16T12:20:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5434"},"modified":"2025-08-16T12:26:24","modified_gmt":"2025-08-16T12:26:24","slug":"seful-cheama-la-interviu-patru-fete-pentru-postul-de-secretara-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5434","title":{"rendered":"\u015eeful cheam\u0103 la interviu patru fete pentru postul de secretar\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"545\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7072.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5438\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7072.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7072-300x268.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>      CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u015eeful cheam\u0103 la interviu patru fete pentru postul de secretar\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Acesta le pune o singur\u0103 \u00eentrebare:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u00cen mod normal, o femeie are buze \u00een dou\u0103 locuri diferite. Care este diferen\u0163a dintre cele dou\u0103 locuri?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Prima r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u00centr-o parte e p\u0103roas\u0103, iar \u00een cealalt\u0103 nu e!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Destul de bun r\u0103spunsul\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A doua r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Una poate vorbi, dar cealalt\u0103 nu poate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Foarte bun r\u0103spuns!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A treia fat\u0103 r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Una e vertical\u0103, iar cealalt\u0103 e orizontal\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Un r\u0103spuns inteligent!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A patra fat\u0103 r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Una o folosesc eu, iar pe cealalt\u0103 o folose\u015fte \u015feful meu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Ai raspuns cel mai bine. Esti angajata!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula la dictare..<br>Bula: Ce ati spus dl. profesor?<br>Dl. profesor: Nu mai repet a 2-a oara !<br>Bula: Du-te dracu!<br>Dl. profesor: Ce ai spus ?<br>Bula: Nu mai repet a 2-a oara !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f \u015eeful cheam\u0103 la interviu patru fete pentru postul de secretar\u0103. Acesta le pune o singur\u0103 \u00eentrebare: \u2013 \u00cen mod normal, o femeie are buze \u00een dou\u0103 locuri diferite. Care este diferen\u0163a dintre cele dou\u0103 locuri? Prima r\u0103spunde: \u2013 \u00centr-o parte e p\u0103roas\u0103, iar \u00een cealalt\u0103 nu e! \u2013 Destul de &#8230; <a title=\"\u015eeful cheam\u0103 la interviu patru fete pentru postul de secretar\u0103\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5434\" aria-label=\"Read more about \u015eeful cheam\u0103 la interviu patru fete pentru postul de secretar\u0103\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5435,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5434","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5434","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5434"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5434\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5439,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5434\/revisions\/5439"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5435"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}