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CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n


Ai grij\u0103 ce-\u021bi dore\u0219ti!…\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un tip intr\u0103 \u00eentr-o c\u00e2rcium\u0103 cu ditamai stru\u021bul  dup\u0103 el. Chelneri\u021ba vine s\u0103 ia comanda. Tipul zice: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Un hamburger, cartofi \u0219i o coca” <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Apoi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe stru\u021b :<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Tu ce vrei?” <\/p>\n\n\n\n

“La fel!” zice stru\u021bul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

 \u00cen scurt timp chelneri\u021ba se-ntoarce cu m\u00e2ncarea \u0219i zice: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Poftiti, face 28,45”. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Omul bag\u0103 m\u00e2na \u00een buzunar \u0219i scoate din prima, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se uite, exact suma care-i trebuie, cu m\u0103run\u021bi\u0219 cu tot. A doua zi, omul \u0219i stru\u021bul revin la aceea\u0219i c\u00e2rcium\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tipu zice: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Un hamburger, cartofi \u0219i o coca”. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Stru\u021bul :<\/p>\n\n\n\n

 “La fel!”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chestia devine rutin\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd, \u00eentr-o sear\u0103, chelneri\u021ba \u00eentreab\u0103 : <\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Ca-ntotdeauna?” <\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Nu” zice tipul. “E vineri seara, a\u0219a c\u0103 vreau o friptur\u0103, cartofi cop\u021bi, o salat\u0103 \u0219i o sticl\u0103 de vin.” <\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Acela\u0219i lucru \u0219i pentru mine” adaug\u0103 stru\u021bul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen scurt timp chelneri\u021ba se-ntoarce cu m\u00e2ncarea \u0219i zice: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Poftiti, face 72,38”. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Omul bag\u0103 m\u00e2na \u00een buzunar \u0219i scoate din prima, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se uite, exact suma care-i trebuie, cu m\u0103run\u021bi\u0219 cu tot, la fel ca-ntotdeauna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chelneri\u021ba nu-\u0219i mai poate st\u0103p\u00e2ni curiozitatea. “Scuza\u021bi-m\u0103, domnule, cum reu\u0219i\u021bi s\u0103 ave\u021bi \u00eentotdeauna preg\u0103tit\u0103 suma exact\u0103, sco\u021b\u00e2nd-o din buzunar, f\u0103r\u0103 m\u0103car s\u0103 v\u0103 uita\u021bi? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

“P\u0103i,” zice tipul, “acu’ c\u00e2\u021biva ani f\u0103ceam curat \u00een <\/p>\n\n\n\n

pod \u0219i am g\u0103sit o lamp\u0103 veche. C\u00e2nd am \u00eencercat s\u0103 o lustruiesc a ie\u0219it din ea un duh care s-a oferit s\u0103-mi \u00eendeplineasc\u0103 dou\u0103 dorin\u021be. Prima a fost cam a\u0219a: de c\u00e2te ori va trebui s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc pentru ceva, s\u0103 bag m\u00e2na \u00een buzunar \u0219i s\u0103 gasesc acolo \u00eentotdeauna exact banii potrivi\u021bi.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Dar e fantastic!” zise chelneri\u021ba. “Cei mai mul\u021bi oameni \u0219i-ar fi dorit un milion de dolari sau cine \u0219tie ce alte averi; \u00eens\u0103 dumneata vei fi at\u00e2t de<\/p>\n\n\n\n

bogat c\u00e2t vei dori pentru tot restul zilelor!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

 “E-adevarat. Fie c\u0103 e vorba de o sticl\u0103 de lapte, un pachet de \u021big\u0103ri, un apartament sau un Rolls Royce, suma exact\u0103 se afl\u0103 preg\u0103tit\u0103 la mine-n buzunar.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Super tare!” zice chelneri\u021ba . “Auzi\u021bi , da’ care-i faza cu stru\u021bul?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Omul trage aer \u00een piept, ofteaz\u0103 apoi lung, \u0219i zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“A doua dorin\u021b\u0103 a fost cam a\u0219a: O p\u0103s\u0103ric\u0103 \u00eenalt\u0103, cu curu’ mare, cu cracii lungi, \u0219i care s\u0103 fie de-acord cu tot ce spun.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Ai grij\u0103 ce-\u021bi dore\u0219ti!…\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude02 Un tip intr\u0103 \u00eentr-o c\u00e2rcium\u0103 cu ditamai stru\u021bul  dup\u0103 el. Chelneri\u021ba vine s\u0103 ia comanda. Tipul zice:  “Un hamburger, cartofi \u0219i o coca”  Apoi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe stru\u021b : “Tu ce vrei?”  “La fel!” zice stru\u021bul.  \u00cen scurt timp chelneri\u021ba se-ntoarce cu m\u00e2ncarea \u0219i zice:  “Poftiti, face … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5427,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5425","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5425","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5425"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5425\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5428,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5425\/revisions\/5428"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5427"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}