{"id":5414,"date":"2025-08-14T21:24:55","date_gmt":"2025-08-14T21:24:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5414"},"modified":"2025-08-14T21:24:58","modified_gmt":"2025-08-14T21:24:58","slug":"un-batran-merge-la-un-vrajitor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5414","title":{"rendered":"Un b\u0103tr\u00e2n merge la un vr\u0103jitor"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"813\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7035.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5415\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7035.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7035-225x300.jpeg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>  CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un b\u0103tr\u00e2n merge la un vr\u0103jitor s\u0103-l \u00eentrebe dac\u0103 poate s\u0103-l scape de un blestem care-l urm\u0103re\u0219te de peste patruzeci de ani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vr\u0103jitorul \u00eei spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Poate, dar trebuie s\u0103-mi spui exact cuvintele care au fost rostite asupra ta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>B\u0103tr\u00e2nul se g\u00e2nde\u0219te o clip\u0103, apoi \u00eei zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 P\u0103i, dac\u0103 \u00eemi aduc bine aminte, cuvintele au fost \u201eV\u0103 declar so\u021b \u0219i so\u021bie !\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>BONUS:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un tip circula cu cea mai mare vitez\u0103 pe autostrad\u0103. La un moment dat vede ma\u0219ina poli\u021biei urm\u0103rindu-l. El s-a g\u00e2ndit: \u201eAm o ma\u0219in\u0103 bun\u0103, pot s\u0103 dispar\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tipul a accelerat \u0219i o curs\u0103 nebun\u0103 a \u00eenceput.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u00e2nd acul vitezometrului a ajuns la maximum, v\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 nu poate sc\u0103pa de poli\u021bie, a tras pe dreapta \u0219i a oprit ma\u0219ina.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Poli\u021bistul s-a apropiat de ma\u0219ina tipului \u0219i a spus:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Ascult\u0103 aici, Speedy Gonzales ! Inventeaz\u0103 o scuza bun\u0103 ca s\u0103 nu te amendez\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tipul s-a g\u00e2ndit un moment, apoi a spus:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Acum trei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni nevast\u0103-mea m-a p\u0103r\u0103sit pentru un poli\u021bist. C\u00e2nd te-am v\u0103zut \u00een spatele meu, am crezut c\u0103 vrei s\u0103 mi-o aduci \u00eenapoi\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un b\u0103tr\u00e2n merge la un vr\u0103jitor s\u0103-l \u00eentrebe dac\u0103 poate s\u0103-l scape de un blestem care-l urm\u0103re\u0219te de peste patruzeci de ani. Vr\u0103jitorul \u00eei spune: \u2014 Poate, dar trebuie s\u0103-mi spui exact cuvintele care au fost rostite asupra ta. B\u0103tr\u00e2nul se g\u00e2nde\u0219te o clip\u0103, apoi \u00eei zice: \u2014 P\u0103i, dac\u0103 &#8230; <a title=\"Un b\u0103tr\u00e2n merge la un vr\u0103jitor\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5414\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un b\u0103tr\u00e2n merge la un vr\u0103jitor\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5416,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5414","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5414","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5414"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5414\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5417,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5414\/revisions\/5417"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5416"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}