{"id":5406,"date":"2025-08-14T14:09:23","date_gmt":"2025-08-14T14:09:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5406"},"modified":"2025-08-14T14:09:26","modified_gmt":"2025-08-14T14:09:26","slug":"discutie-intre-mireasa-si-mama-ei-in-ziua-nuntii-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5406","title":{"rendered":"Discutie intre mireasa si mama ei in ziua nuntii"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"638\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7026.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5407\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7026.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7026-287x300.jpeg 287w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Discutie intre mireasa si mama ei in ziua nuntii:<br>\u2013 Mamico, as vrea sa iti mai cer niste lamuriri\u2026<br>\u2013 Spune draga mea, nu te sfii\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar stii, e ceva mai delicat, nu stiu cum sa-ti spun\u2026<br>\u2013 Asta era! Fiica mea, noaptea, atunci cand vine momentul, trebuie sa te intinzi pe spate si sa desfaci ..<br>Mamico, la facut dragoste ma pricep destul de bine. Eu voiam sa te intreb cum e cu facutul curateniei, spalatul hainelor, gatitul mancarii\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC\u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u0103 duc cu ma\u015fina la service\u2026 o bag \u00een parcare \u015fi nici bine nu intru \u00een atelier c\u0103-mi zice un mecanic:<br>\u2013 E rupt\u0103 cureaua, s\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i\u2026<br>\u2013 B\u0103, e\u015fti nebun?! \u00eel \u00eentrerup eu. Dar cum \u0163i-ai dat seama? l-am intrebat eu ironic.<br>\u2013 P\u0103i, v-au c\u0103zut pantalonii, mi-a r\u0103spuns.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Discutie intre mireasa si mama ei in ziua nuntii:\u2013 Mamico, as vrea sa iti mai cer niste lamuriri\u2026\u2013 Spune draga mea, nu te sfii\u2026 Dar stii, e ceva mai delicat, nu stiu cum sa-ti spun\u2026\u2013 Asta era! Fiica mea, noaptea, atunci cand vine momentul, trebuie sa te intinzi pe spate &#8230; <a title=\"Discutie intre mireasa si mama ei in ziua nuntii\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5406\" aria-label=\"Read more about Discutie intre mireasa si mama ei in ziua nuntii\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5408,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5406"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5406\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5409,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5406\/revisions\/5409"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}