{"id":5401,"date":"2025-08-13T19:58:19","date_gmt":"2025-08-13T19:58:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5401"},"modified":"2025-08-13T19:59:31","modified_gmt":"2025-08-13T19:59:31","slug":"pe-bula-il-doare-capul-si-se-duce-la-medic-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5401","title":{"rendered":"Pe Bula il doare capul si se duce la medic"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"782\" data-id=\"5402\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7022.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5402\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7022.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7022-234x300.jpeg 234w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pe Bula il doare capul si se duce la medic. Acesta il consulta, dupa care il intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Aveti nevasta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Da.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-De cate ori va culcati cu ea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-De 3-4 ori.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Pe saptamana?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu, pe zi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Amanta aveti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Da.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-De cate ori va culcati ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-De 3-4 ori\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Saptamanal?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ah, nu \u2026 Zilnic!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Aici e problema , durerea dumneavoastra de cap se trage de la..amor<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Vai, m-ati linistit. Am crezut ca mi se trage de la prea multa tuica\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Pe Bula il doare capul si se duce la medic. Acesta il consulta, dupa care il intreaba: -Aveti nevasta? -Da. -De cate ori va culcati cu ea? -De 3-4 ori. -Pe saptamana? -Nu, pe zi! -Amanta aveti? -Da. -De cate ori va culcati ? -De 3-4 ori\u2026 -Saptamanal? -Ah, nu &#8230; <a title=\"Pe Bula il doare capul si se duce la medic\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5401\" aria-label=\"Read more about Pe Bula il doare capul si se duce la medic\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5403,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5401","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5401","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5401"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5401\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5405,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5401\/revisions\/5405"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}