{"id":5392,"date":"2025-08-13T06:33:05","date_gmt":"2025-08-13T06:33:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5392"},"modified":"2025-08-13T06:33:07","modified_gmt":"2025-08-13T06:33:07","slug":"paraciosul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5392","title":{"rendered":"Paraciosul"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"779\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7006.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7006.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7006-235x300.jpeg 235w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un om vorbea cu sotia lui:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Azi mi s-a intamplat o chestie ciudata. In timp ce ma aflam in tramvai, un tip mi-a strigat, \u201cHopaaa\u2026, IMPOTENTULE!\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ei, sunt tot felul de nebuni, ii raspunse nevasta. Nu-i mai baga si tu in seama\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A doua zi, in timp ce sotul mergea cu tramvaiul spre serviciu, acelasi individ se apropie de el si ii striga: \u201cHopaaa\u2026, PARACIOSULE!\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O familie de sco\u021bieni, la fast-food. M\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 ei bine, \u0219i, c\u00e2nd s\u0103 plece, b\u0103rbatul \u00eei spune osp\u0103tarului:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Restul s\u0103 mi-l \u00eempacheta\u021bi\u2026 \u0219ti\u021bi, pentru c\u0103\u021bel!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Desigur, domnule!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La care copila\u0219ii, url\u00e2nd de fericire:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Uraaa! Ne cump\u0103r\u0103 c\u0103\u021beeel!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un om vorbea cu sotia lui: \u2013 Azi mi s-a intamplat o chestie ciudata. In timp ce ma aflam in tramvai, un tip mi-a strigat, \u201cHopaaa\u2026, IMPOTENTULE!\u201d. \u2013 Ei, sunt tot felul de nebuni, ii raspunse nevasta. Nu-i mai baga si tu in seama\u2026 A doua zi, in timp ce sotul mergea cu tramvaiul spre &#8230; <a title=\"Paraciosul\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5392\" aria-label=\"Read more about Paraciosul\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5393,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5392"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5392\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5395,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5392\/revisions\/5395"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5393"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}