{"id":5388,"date":"2025-08-12T13:57:41","date_gmt":"2025-08-12T13:57:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5388"},"modified":"2025-08-12T13:57:44","modified_gmt":"2025-08-12T13:57:44","slug":"un-taran-mergea-cu-caruta-si-striga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5388","title":{"rendered":"Un taran mergea cu caruta si striga"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"550\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_6998.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5389\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_6998.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_6998-273x300.jpeg 273w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Un taran mergea cu caruta si striga calul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> \u2013 Dii murgule, dii Ghita,dii surule, dii Marcele\u2026<br>Un alt taran vazandu-l cum striga il intreba:<br>\u2013 Ce ma\u2026 ai uitat cum il cheama pe cal?<br>\u2013 Nu ma \u2026da\u2019.. vreau sa-i dau impresia ca lucreaza in echipa .<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>      CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doua prietene stau de vorba la birou\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mai nu stiu ce sa mai fac, am o durere cumplita de gat.<br>Ah, nici o problema, iti recomand un remediu sigur. Eu de cate ori ma doare gatul, fac s**x oral cu sotul meu si a doua zi nu mai am nimic.<br>Serios?<br>Da.<br>A doua zi, la birou\u2026 prietena cea bolnava apare foarte zambitaoare\u2026<br>Ei, cum te mai simti? intreaba colega<br>Extraordinar\u2026 ai avut dreptate, remediul recomandat de tine functioneaza perfect\u2026 doar ca sotului tau nu-i venea sa creda ca a fost ideea ta..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un taran mergea cu caruta si striga calul: \u2013 Dii murgule, dii Ghita,dii surule, dii Marcele\u2026Un alt taran vazandu-l cum striga il intreba:\u2013 Ce ma\u2026 ai uitat cum il cheama pe cal?\u2013 Nu ma \u2026da\u2019.. vreau sa-i dau impresia ca lucreaza in echipa . CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Doua &#8230; <a title=\"Un taran mergea cu caruta si striga\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5388\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un taran mergea cu caruta si striga\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5390,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5388"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5388\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5391,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5388\/revisions\/5391"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5390"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}