{"id":5384,"date":"2025-08-12T12:19:11","date_gmt":"2025-08-12T12:19:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5384"},"modified":"2025-08-12T12:19:14","modified_gmt":"2025-08-12T12:19:14","slug":"inculpat-bula-recunosti-ca-ai-furat-oile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5384","title":{"rendered":"Inculpat Bula, recuno\u0219ti c\u0103 ai furat oile?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"572\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_6995.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5385\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_6995.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_6995-300x281.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>       CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen sala de judecat\u0103, atmosfera era tensionat\u0103, dar cu o u\u0219oar\u0103 urm\u0103 de curiozitate, pentru c\u0103 inculpatul Bula era cunoscut pentru r\u0103spunsurile sale imprevizibile. Judec\u0103torul, un b\u0103rbat serios, dar u\u0219or amuzat de faima lui Bula, \u00eel prive\u0219te fix peste ochelari \u0219i \u00eencepe interogatoriul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013\u00a0Inculpat Bula, recuno\u0219ti c\u0103 ai furat oile?<br>Bula, st\u00e2nd drept \u00een boxa acuza\u021bilor, \u00ee\u0219i drege glasul \u0219i r\u0103spunde cu o voce calm\u0103, dar plin\u0103 de convingere:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu, domnule judec\u0103tor, eu am furat doar una!<br>Judec\u0103torul ridic\u0103 o spr\u00e2ncean\u0103, intrigat de m\u0103rturisire, \u0219i continu\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Doar una, zici? Atunci cum explici c\u0103 \u00eentreg satul sus\u021bine c\u0103 \u00eentreaga turm\u0103 lipsea?<br>Bula z\u00e2mbe\u0219te \u0219iret, ca \u0219i cum ar fi a\u0219teptat aceast\u0103 \u00eentrebare, \u0219i spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013\u00a0P\u0103i, domnule judec\u0103tor, ce era s\u0103 fac? Eu am furat o oaie, dar dup\u0103 ea au venit toate celelalte, ca la plimbare! Nu era vina mea c\u0103 ele m-au urmat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f \u00cen sala de judecat\u0103, atmosfera era tensionat\u0103, dar cu o u\u0219oar\u0103 urm\u0103 de curiozitate, pentru c\u0103 inculpatul Bula era cunoscut pentru r\u0103spunsurile sale imprevizibile. Judec\u0103torul, un b\u0103rbat serios, dar u\u0219or amuzat de faima lui Bula, \u00eel prive\u0219te fix peste ochelari \u0219i \u00eencepe interogatoriul: \u2013\u00a0Inculpat Bula, recuno\u0219ti c\u0103 ai furat oile?Bula, &#8230; <a title=\"Inculpat Bula, recuno\u0219ti c\u0103 ai furat oile?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5384\" aria-label=\"Read more about Inculpat Bula, recuno\u0219ti c\u0103 ai furat oile?\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5386,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5384"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5384\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5387,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5384\/revisions\/5387"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5386"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}