{"id":5380,"date":"2025-08-12T10:30:51","date_gmt":"2025-08-12T10:30:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5380"},"modified":"2025-08-12T10:30:54","modified_gmt":"2025-08-12T10:30:54","slug":"madam-popescu-sotul-meu-este-cumva-la-dumneata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5380","title":{"rendered":"Madam Popescu, sotul meu este cumva la dumneata?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"553\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_6991.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5381\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_6991.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_6991-300x272.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Pe o alee intre blocuri, intr-un cartier, o doamna striga:<br>\u2013 Madam Popescuuu!!!!<br>La un geam isi face aparitia o doamna.<br>\u2013 Da draga, ce vrei?<br>\u2013 Madam Popescu, sotul meu este cumva la dumneata?<br>\u2013 Nu, draga!<br>\u2013 Madam Ionescuuu!!!, striga atunci tipa.<br>Isi face aparitia o alta doamna.<br>\u2013 Ce-i, draga?<br>\u2013 Sotul meu este cumva la dumneata?<br>\u2013 Nu, draga! Dar ce s-a intamplat?<br>\u2013 Pai, ne-am certat un pic, si a plecat furios. Am fugit dupa el si cand l-am intrebat unde se duce, a raspuns: \u201cLa femei accesibile\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un meci de box cu miz\u0103 mare.<br>Antrenorul se apropie de elevul s\u0103u, care abia se \u021bine pe picioare \u0219i \u00eei \u0219opte\u0219te:<br>\u2013 \u0218tii, n-am vrut s\u0103-\u021bi spun p\u00e2n\u0103 acum, dar nu m\u0103 mai rabd\u0103 inima s\u0103 mai tac:<br>\u2013 Alalt\u0103ieri l-am v\u0103zut pe adversarul t\u0103u la bra\u021b cu logodnica ta !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pe o alee intre blocuri, intr-un cartier, o doamna striga:\u2013 Madam Popescuuu!!!!La un geam isi face aparitia o doamna.\u2013 Da draga, ce vrei?\u2013 Madam Popescu, sotul meu este cumva la dumneata?\u2013 Nu, draga!\u2013 Madam Ionescuuu!!!, striga atunci tipa.Isi face aparitia o alta doamna.\u2013 Ce-i, draga?\u2013 Sotul meu este cumva la dumneata?\u2013 Nu, draga! Dar ce &#8230; <a title=\"Madam Popescu, sotul meu este cumva la dumneata?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5380\" aria-label=\"Read more about Madam Popescu, sotul meu este cumva la dumneata?\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5382,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5380","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5380","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5380"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5380\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5383,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5380\/revisions\/5383"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5382"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5380"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5380"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5380"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}