{"id":5360,"date":"2025-08-10T09:42:16","date_gmt":"2025-08-10T09:42:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5360"},"modified":"2025-08-10T09:42:18","modified_gmt":"2025-08-10T09:42:18","slug":"un-betiv-la-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5360","title":{"rendered":"Un be\u021biv la bar"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"569\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_6953.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5361\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_6953.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_6953-300x280.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Un be\u021biv la bar:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bun\u0103 ziua. Suc de morcovi ave\u021bi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dar de ro\u0219ii?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu domnule, aici e bar!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dar fiertur\u0103 de \u021belin\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu avem dec\u00e2t b\u0103uturi alcoolice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dumnezeu mi-e martor c\u0103 n-am vruts\u0103 beau alcool, dar dac\u0103 nu ave\u021bialtceva, da\u021bi-mi o vodc\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>&nbsp;femeie se \u00eentoarce acas\u0103 diminea\u0163\u0103. B\u0103rbatul o \u00eentreab\u0103 unde a fost p\u00een\u0103 la ora aia, la care femeia r\u0103spunde c\u0103 a dormit la cea mai bun\u0103 prieten\u0103 a ei. B\u0103rbatul d\u0103 telefon la 10 cele mai bune prietene ale so\u0163iei. Nici una nu-i confirm\u0103 ca a dormit noaptea la ea\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Se \u00eentoarce b\u0103rbatul diminea\u0163\u0103 acas\u0103. Femeia \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 unde a fost p\u00een\u0103 la ora aia. El r\u0103spunde c\u0103 a dormit acas\u0103 la cel mai bun prieten. Femeia telefoneaz\u0103 la 10 cei mai buni prieteni ai so\u0163ului ei \u015fi, din to\u0163i, 8 \u00eei confirm\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eentr-adev\u0103r noaptea precedent\u0103 so\u0163ul ei a dormit la ei, iar ceilal\u0163i 2 insist\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 se afl\u0103 acolo\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un be\u021biv la bar: \u2013 Bun\u0103 ziua. Suc de morcovi ave\u021bi? \u2013 Nu. \u2013 Dar de ro\u0219ii? \u2013 Nu domnule, aici e bar! \u2013 Dar fiertur\u0103 de \u021belin\u0103? \u2013 Nu avem dec\u00e2t b\u0103uturi alcoolice. \u2013 Dumnezeu mi-e martor c\u0103 n-am vruts\u0103 beau alcool, dar dac\u0103 nu ave\u021bialtceva, da\u021bi-mi o vodc\u0103! &#8230; <a title=\"Un be\u021biv la bar\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5360\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un be\u021biv la bar\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5362,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5360"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5360\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5363,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5360\/revisions\/5363"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5362"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}