{"id":5353,"date":"2025-08-10T08:34:45","date_gmt":"2025-08-10T08:34:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5353"},"modified":"2025-08-10T08:36:03","modified_gmt":"2025-08-10T08:36:03","slug":"felicitari-ati-castigat-5-00000-de-roni-pentru-ca-purtati-centura-de-siguranta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5353","title":{"rendered":"Felicitari! Ati castigat 5.000,00 de RONi pentru ca purtati centura de siguranta"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"572\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_6939.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5354\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_6939.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_6939-300x281.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>           CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un politist opreste un autoturism si ii spune domnului de la volan:\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Felicitari! Ati castigat 5.000,00 de RONi pentru ca purtati centura de siguranta. Ce veti face cu banii?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Pai, cred ca &#8230; imi voi lua permisul de conducere!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Atunci, sare sotia sa:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Nu-l ascultati! Asa face el, cand e beat!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un om din spate:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Stiam eu ca nu o sa ajungem prea departe cu masina asta furata!&#8230;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La care, se aude o voce din portbagaj:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Ce, am trecut deja granita?!?&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>         CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La facultate profesorul le tine un discurs studentilor de la seral despre bunele maniere:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Cunoaseti o fata si o invitati la un restaurant. In timpul mesei trebuie sa va duceti la baie. Popescu, cum te-ai scuza?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Domnisoara trebuie sa ma duc sa urinez, scuzati-ma o clipa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Foarte urat! Ionescu, tu cum ai spune?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Va rog domnisoara sa ma scuzati o clipa ca am nevoie la toaleta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Este mai bine, dar nu este frumos sa pomenesti de toaleta in timpul mesei! Bula tu cum ai spune?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Domnisoara, scuzati-ma o clipa deoarece trebuie sa dau mana cu un vechi prieten cu care am facut armata si pe care sper sa pot sa vi-l prezint in aceasta seara!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un politist opreste un autoturism si ii spune domnului de la volan:\u00a0 &#8211; Felicitari! Ati castigat 5.000,00 de RONi pentru ca purtati centura de siguranta. Ce veti face cu banii?&nbsp; &#8211; Pai, cred ca &#8230; imi voi lua permisul de conducere!&nbsp; Atunci, sare sotia sa:&nbsp; &#8211; Nu-l ascultati! Asa face &#8230; <a title=\"Felicitari! 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