{"id":5348,"date":"2025-08-09T08:49:29","date_gmt":"2025-08-09T08:49:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5348"},"modified":"2025-08-09T08:49:31","modified_gmt":"2025-08-09T08:49:31","slug":"un-tip-baga-capul-pe-usa-frizeriei-si-il-intreaba-pe-frizer-cat-timp-trebuie-sa-astepte-pana-sa-fie-si-el-tuns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5348","title":{"rendered":"Un tip bag\u0103 capul pe u\u0219a frizeriei \u0219i \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe frizer c\u00e2t timp trebuie s\u0103 a\u0219tepte p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 fie \u0219i el tuns&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"464\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_6920.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5349\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_6920.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_6920-300x228.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br>     CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un tip bag\u0103 capul pe u\u0219a frizeriei \u0219i \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe frizer c\u00e2t timp trebuie s\u0103 a\u0219tepte p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 fie \u0219i el tuns&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;Fiind o zi aglomerat\u0103, frizerul se uit\u0103 \u00een jur \u0219i r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cam dou\u0103 ore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tipul pleac\u0103 gr\u0103bit&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;Peste c\u00e2teva zile, acela\u0219i tip intr\u0103 \u00een frizerie \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103 din nou c\u00e2t timp&nbsp;&nbsp;va a\u0219tepta p\u00e2n\u0103 poate s\u0103 fie tuns.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fiind iar\u0103\u0219i o zi aglomerat\u0103, frizerul se uit\u0103 \u00een jur \u0219i r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cam trei ore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tipul \u00eenchide u\u0219a \u0219i pleac\u0103&#8230;&#8230;..Peste c\u00e2teva zile, acela\u0219i om intr\u0103 \u00een frizerie \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103 peste c\u00e2t timp poate fi tuns, frizerul se uit\u0103 \u00een jur \u0219i r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cam o or\u0103 jum\u0103tate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tipul se \u00eentoarce \u0219i iese gr\u0103bit din incint\u0103, si pleaca val v\u00e2rtej!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Frizerul, deja curios, \u00eel roag\u0103 pe Ion, ucenicul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Ioane, du-te un pic dup\u0103 el, c\u0103 vine de ceva vreme \u0219i tot \u00eentreab\u0103 c\u00e2t timp are p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 fie tuns, dar nu se \u00eentoarce niciodat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion pleac\u0103 iute pe urma individului&#8230;&#8230;..\u00cen jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 revine \u00een frizerie r\u00e2z\u00e2nd \u00een hohote.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Frizerul \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 curios :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ei, unde se duce tipul \u0103sta dup\u0103 ce pleac\u0103 de aici?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion, \u00een genunchi r\u0103dea de mama focului , cu lacrimi \u00een ochi, ro\u0219u la fa\u021b\u0103, se uit\u0103 la frizer \u0219i \u00eei r\u0103spunde acestuia :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Unde crezi ?&#8230;&#8230;.La tine acas\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un tip bag\u0103 capul pe u\u0219a frizeriei \u0219i \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe frizer c\u00e2t timp trebuie s\u0103 a\u0219tepte p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 fie \u0219i el tuns&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;Fiind o zi aglomerat\u0103, frizerul se uit\u0103 \u00een jur \u0219i r\u0103spunde: \u2013 Cam dou\u0103 ore. 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