{"id":5342,"date":"2025-08-08T10:57:30","date_gmt":"2025-08-08T10:57:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5342"},"modified":"2025-08-08T10:59:04","modified_gmt":"2025-08-08T10:59:04","slug":"maria-ajunge-tarziu-acasa-de-la-serviciu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5342","title":{"rendered":"Maria ajunge t\u00e2rziu acas\u0103 de la serviciu"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"575\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_6907-575x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5343\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_6907-575x1024.jpeg 575w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_6907-169x300.jpeg 169w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_6907.jpeg 610w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 575px) 100vw, 575px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br>       CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centr-o zi, Maria ajunge t\u00e2rziu acas\u0103 de la serviciu. Ion:\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Unde ai fost, M\u0103rie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-La c\u0103minul cultural Ioane, s-a organizat un curs unde ne \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 vorbim elevat. Dac\u0103 vrei te \u00eenscriu \u0219i pe tine<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Prostii din astea \u00eemi trebuie mie, M\u0103rie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen serile urm\u0103toare, Maria ajunge \u0219i mai t\u00e2rziu. Ion, nervos r\u0103u de tot:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-M\u0103rie, unde ai fost iar?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu \u021bi-am spus, Ioane, la curs la c\u0103minul cultural\u2026 \u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m s\u0103 vorbim elevat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-P\u0103i bine M\u0103rie, dup\u0103 at\u00e2tea seri \u00een care ai fost nu te-am auzit nici m\u0103car o dat\u0103 s\u0103 zici \u0219i tu ceva elevat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-M\u0103 Ioane, eu vorbesc elevat numai atunci c\u00e2nd vreau, m\u0103. Uite, dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 auzi, \u00eentreab\u0103-m\u0103 acum ceva \u0219i-\u021bi r\u0103spund elevat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Auzi M\u0103rie, voi nu cumva sta\u021bi acolo p\u00e2n\u0103 t\u00e2rziu s\u0103 face\u021bi dragoste?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Indubitabil Ioane!\ud83d\ude26\ud83d\ude26<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f \u00centr-o zi, Maria ajunge t\u00e2rziu acas\u0103 de la serviciu. Ion:\u00a0 -Unde ai fost, M\u0103rie? -La c\u0103minul cultural Ioane, s-a organizat un curs unde ne \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 vorbim elevat. Dac\u0103 vrei te \u00eenscriu \u0219i pe tine -Prostii din astea \u00eemi trebuie mie, M\u0103rie? \u00cen serile urm\u0103toare, Maria ajunge \u0219i mai t\u00e2rziu. &#8230; <a title=\"Maria ajunge t\u00e2rziu acas\u0103 de la serviciu\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5342\" aria-label=\"Read more about Maria ajunge t\u00e2rziu acas\u0103 de la serviciu\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5346,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5342"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5342\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5345,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5342\/revisions\/5345"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5346"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}