{"id":5324,"date":"2025-08-07T11:49:59","date_gmt":"2025-08-07T11:49:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5324"},"modified":"2025-08-07T11:50:02","modified_gmt":"2025-08-07T11:50:02","slug":"bula-la-scoala-a-fost-pus-in-ultima-banca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5324","title":{"rendered":"Bula la scoala a fost pus in ultima banca"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"716\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_6866.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5325\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_6866.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_6866-256x300.jpeg 256w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>              CITE\u0218TE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Bula aflanduse la scoala a fost pus in ultima banca de catre profesoara lui pentru ca urma sa vina o inspectie si ii spuse:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>PROFESOARA: Daca la inspectie spui o singura prostie te exmatriculez din scoala.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>bula: bine doamna profesoara!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In sfarsit vine si inspectoarea si le pune o intrebare elevilor:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Daca va aflati in padure si va fugareste un urs ce faceti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Singurul care a ridicat mana a fost Bula<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Spune Bula tu ce faci?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Fug<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Si daca ursu fuge si el?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Fug si mai tare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Si daca ursu fuge si mai tare?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Fug si mai tare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Si daca ursu fuge si mai tare?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ma urc intr-un copac.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Si daca se urca dupa tine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Urc mai sus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Si daca urca si el mai sus?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Urc si mai sus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Si daca urca si el si mai sus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ma urc in varf.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Si daca se urca si el in varf?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La care Bula spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>DA MAI DUTE IN PANA MEA CA TU TII CU URSU!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITE\u0218TE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f Bula aflanduse la scoala a fost pus in ultima banca de catre profesoara lui pentru ca urma sa vina o inspectie si ii spuse: PROFESOARA: Daca la inspectie spui o singura prostie te exmatriculez din scoala. bula: bine doamna profesoara! In sfarsit vine si inspectoarea si le pune o intrebare &#8230; <a title=\"Bula la scoala a fost pus in ultima banca\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5324\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bula la scoala a fost pus in ultima banca\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5326,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5324","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5324"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5324\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5327,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5324\/revisions\/5327"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5326"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}