CITESTE SI
Ion \u015fi M\u0103ria noaptea \u00een pat
Ion \u015fi M\u0103ria noaptea \u00een pat. Dormeau. La un moment dat se trezi so\u0163ia.
\u2013 B\u0103rbate, avusei un co\u015fmar!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce visa\u015fi nevast\u0103?
\u2013 B\u0103rbate, visai c\u0103 eram la o expozi\u0163ie de obiecte masculine!
\u2013 \u015ei cum erau nevast\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cum s\u0103 fie b\u0103rbate! Pai una de-aia de vreo 30 de centimetri era 1000 de euro, una de-aia de vreo 25 de centimetri era 500 de euro, una de-aia de vreo 20 de centimetri 100 de euro \u015fi una de 17 centimetri 50 de euro!
\u2013 \u015ei ca a mea, nevast\u0103?
\u2013 Ca a ta era 1 euro gr\u0103mada!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se culcar\u0103 ei la loc, so\u0163ul sup\u0103rat g\u00e2ndindu-se cum s\u0103 i-o coac\u0103 femeii! Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva ore se trezi agitat:
\u2013 Nevast\u0103, avusei un co\u015fmar!
\u2013 Ce visa\u015fi, Ioane?
\u2013 Nevast\u0103, visai expozi\u0163ie de obiecte feminine!
\u2013 \u015ei cum erau b\u0103rbate?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cum s\u0103 fie m\u0103i M\u0103rie? P\u0103i, alea mici, mici ca o cireas\u0103 erau 1000 de euro, alea mai mari un pic c\u00e2t o nuc\u0103 erau 500 de euro, alea mai mari un pic c\u00e2t o prun\u0103 erau 50 de euro\u2026
\u2013 \u015ei ca a mea, b\u0103rbate?
\u2013 \u00cen a ta se \u0163inea expozi\u0163ia!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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