{"id":5317,"date":"2025-08-06T18:19:34","date_gmt":"2025-08-06T18:19:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5317"},"modified":"2025-08-06T18:19:36","modified_gmt":"2025-08-06T18:19:36","slug":"doua-surori-nemaritate-aveau-o-farmacie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5317","title":{"rendered":"Doua surori nemaritate aveau o farmacie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"648\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/image-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5318\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/image-1.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/image-1-282x300.jpeg 282w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f<br><br>Doua surori nemaritate aveau o farmacie, mostenita de la parinti. Intr-o zi, intra un tip si cere un prezervativ. Una dintre surori ii da marimea standard, insa barbatul zice ca e mic.<br>Aceasta se duce la raft si revine cu prezervative XL. Acesta, din nou, stramba din nas ca e mic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dupa ce ii da si marimea imediat urmatoare, iar respectivul zice ca si asta e mic, o striga pe sora-sa:<br>\u2013 Auzi tu, domnul zice ca prezervativul XXL ii e mic. Ce sa-i dam?<br>\u2013 Casa, masa si jumatate de farmacie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f Doua surori nemaritate aveau o farmacie, mostenita de la parinti. Intr-o zi, intra un tip si cere un prezervativ. Una dintre surori ii da marimea standard, insa barbatul zice ca e mic.Aceasta se duce la raft si revine cu prezervative XL. Acesta, din nou, stramba din nas ca e mic. &#8230; <a title=\"Doua surori nemaritate aveau o farmacie\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5317\" aria-label=\"Read more about Doua surori nemaritate aveau o farmacie\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5319,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5317"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5317\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5320,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5317\/revisions\/5320"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5319"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}