CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La facultate profesorul le tine un discurs studentilor de la seral despre bunele maniere:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Cunoaseti o fata si o invitati la un restaurant. In timpul mesei trebuie sa va duceti la baie. Popescu, cum te-ai scuza?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Domnisoara trebuie sa ma duc sa urinez, scuzati-ma o clipa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Foarte urat! Ionescu, tu cum ai spune?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Va rog domnisoara sa ma scuzati o clipa ca am nevoie la toaleta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Este mai bine, dar nu este frumos sa pomenesti de toaleta in timpul mesei! Bula tu cum ai spune?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Domnisoara, scuzati-ma o clipa deoarece trebuie sa dau mana cu un vechi prieten cu care am facut armata si pe care sper sa pot sa vi-l prezint in aceasta seara!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ceau\u015fescu se hot\u0103r\u0103\u015fte s\u0103 m\u0103reasc\u0103 salariile. La cei cu facultate, le m\u0103re\u015fte cu 15%, la cei cu liceul le d\u0103 10% iar la cei care au doar \u015fcoala general\u0103 le d\u0103 5%.\u2013 Cum \u00ee\u0163i dai seama ce studii are fiecare? \u00eentreab\u0103 Leana.\u2013 Dac\u0103 \u00eentreb \u201cE\u015fti rom\u00e2n?\u201d atunci cel cu facultate r\u0103spunde \u201cYes\u201d, cel cu liceul r\u0103spunde \u201cDa\u201d, iar … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5310,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5309","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5309"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5309\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5311,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5309\/revisions\/5311"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5310"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}