{"id":5305,"date":"2025-08-06T11:02:23","date_gmt":"2025-08-06T11:02:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5305"},"modified":"2025-12-05T15:56:33","modified_gmt":"2025-12-05T15:56:33","slug":"cati-ani-ai-tu-ionica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5305","title":{"rendered":"C\u00e2\u021bi ani ai tu, Ionica?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"527\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_6825.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5306\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_6825.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_6825-300x259.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>         CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br><strong>B\u0103ie\u021belul Ionica \u0219i mama lui urc\u0103 \u00eentr-un autobuz. Sunt \u00eent\u00e2mpina\u021bi de \u0219ofer, care \u00eencepe s\u0103 le adreseze \u00eentreb\u0103ri. Dialogul st\u00e2rne\u0219te amuzamentul!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u00e2nd b\u0103ie\u021belul de 6 ani, Ionica, \u0219i mama lui a\u0219teptau autobuzul, mama \u00eei spune:<br>\u2013 Voi cump\u0103ra bilet doar pentru mine \u0219i c\u00e2nd \u0219oferul te va \u00eentreba c\u00e2\u021bi ani ai, spune-i c\u0103 ai 5 \u0219i nu va fi nevoie s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc pentru tine.<br>Vine autobuzul, urc\u0103 mama, cere un singur bilet, urc\u0103 \u0219i Ionica dup\u0103 ea. \u0218oferul \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:<br>\u2013 Cum te cheam\u0103, tinere?<br>\u2013 Ionica, r\u0103spunde cu m\u00e2ndrie copilul.<br>\u2013 \u0218i c\u00e2\u021bi ani ai tu, Ionica?<br>\u2013 Am doar 5 ani!<br>\u2013 \u0218i c\u00e2nd vei \u00eemplini 6?<br>\u2013 Imediat ce cobor din autobuz!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>         CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>         LA CINEMA<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un b\u0103rbat este \u201et\u00e2r\u00e2t\u201d de so\u021bie, la cinema, pentru a urm\u0103ri o spumoas\u0103 comedie romantic\u0103. La jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 de la \u00eenceperea filmului, b\u0103rbatul simte un ghiont puternic \u00een bra\u021b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Apoi, \u00ee\u0219i aude so\u021bia murmur\u00e2nd\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce insult\u0103\u2026!! B\u0103rbatul din fa\u021ba noastr\u0103 doarme! E ofensator\u2026!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So\u021bul \u00eei r\u0103spunde plictisit:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u0218i m-ai trezit ca s\u0103-mi spui asta???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f B\u0103ie\u021belul Ionica \u0219i mama lui urc\u0103 \u00eentr-un autobuz. Sunt \u00eent\u00e2mpina\u021bi de \u0219ofer, care \u00eencepe s\u0103 le adreseze \u00eentreb\u0103ri. Dialogul st\u00e2rne\u0219te amuzamentul! C\u00e2nd b\u0103ie\u021belul de 6 ani, Ionica, \u0219i mama lui a\u0219teptau autobuzul, mama \u00eei spune:\u2013 Voi cump\u0103ra bilet doar pentru mine \u0219i c\u00e2nd \u0219oferul te va \u00eentreba c\u00e2\u021bi ani ai, &#8230; <a title=\"C\u00e2\u021bi ani ai tu, Ionica?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5305\" aria-label=\"Read more about C\u00e2\u021bi ani ai tu, Ionica?\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6616,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5305"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5305\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5308,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5305\/revisions\/5308"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6616"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}