{"id":5301,"date":"2025-08-04T19:40:23","date_gmt":"2025-08-04T19:40:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5301"},"modified":"2026-02-03T08:00:53","modified_gmt":"2026-02-03T08:00:53","slug":"bubulina-gravida","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5301","title":{"rendered":"Bubulina gravida"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"578\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_6802.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5302\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_6802.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_6802-300x284.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>       <br>       CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Doua surori nemaritate aveau o farmacie, mostenita de la parinti. Intr-o zi, intra un tip si cere un prezervativ. Una dintre surori ii da marimea standard, insa barbatul zice ca e mic.<br>Aceasta se duce la raft si revine cu prezervative XL. Acesta, din nou, stramba din nas ca e mic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dupa ce ii da si marimea imediat urmatoare, iar respectivul zice ca si asta e mic, o striga pe sora-sa:<br>\u2013 Auzi tu, domnul zice ca prezervativul XXL ii e mic. Ce sa-i dam?<br>\u2013 Casa, masa si jumatate de farmacie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Doua surori nemaritate aveau o farmacie, mostenita de la parinti. Intr-o zi, intra un tip si cere un prezervativ. Una dintre surori ii da marimea standard, insa barbatul zice ca e mic.Aceasta se duce la raft si revine cu prezervative XL. Acesta, din nou, stramba din nas ca e mic. &#8230; <a title=\"Bubulina gravida\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5301\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bubulina gravida\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5303,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5301"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5301\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6773,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5301\/revisions\/6773"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5303"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}