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So\u021bia, sigur\u0103 c\u0103 so\u021bul o \u00een\u0219al\u0103 cu menajera, s-a hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103-i \u00eentind\u0103 o curs\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I-a dat liber menajerei \u00een weekend. Seara \u00een pat, so\u021bul are ca de obicei aceea\u0219i scuz\u0103: Se pl\u00e2nge de dureri de burt\u0103 \u00eengrozitoare apoi o \u0219terge la baie. Imediat so\u021bia intr\u0103 \u00een camera menajerei \u0219i se ascunde sub p\u0103tur\u0103. Nici nu intr\u0103 bine pe u\u0219\u0103 c\u0103 el sare pe ea f\u0103r\u0103 niciun cuv\u00e2nt \u0219i trece la treab\u0103. Dup\u0103 ce termin\u0103 so\u021bia triumf\u0103toare spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Nu-i a\u0219a c\u0103 nu te a\u0219teptai s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u0103se\u0219ti \u00een patul acesta? \u0218i aprinde lumina.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Nu, doamn\u0103, r\u0103spunde surprins gr\u0103dinarul\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

   CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201d Ieri m-am dus cu amanta la un hotel \u0219i, la intrare, v\u0103d parcat\u0103 ma\u0219ina socrului meu. Mi-a s\u0103rit tot cheful \u0219i, bine\u00een\u021beles, dac\u0103 m\u0103 vedea aveam probleme. I-am explicat amantei c\u0103 azi este imposibil \u0219i a plecat sup\u0103rat\u0103. De nervi, i-am rupt ambele oglinzi \u0219i am plecat acas\u0103. A dou\u0103 zi m-am dus s\u0103-l v\u0103d \u0219i s\u0103 r\u00e2d de el c\u0103 nu mai are oglinzi la ma\u0219in\u0103. Era foarte sup\u0103rat \u0219i \u00eel \u00eentreb :<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Ce-i cu \u021bine, te v\u0103d parc\u0103 sup\u0103rat ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Cum dracu` s\u0103 nu fiu, ieri i-am \u00eemprumutat ma\u0219ina lu` nevast\u0103-ta \u0219i mi-a adus-o \u00eenapoi f\u0103r\u0103 oglinzi \u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

 CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n

O tip\u0103 \u00eei scrie iubitului aflat \u00een armat\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Drag\u0103 Mihai, nu mai pot continua aceast\u0103 rela\u021bie. Distan\u021ba dintre noi este prea mare. Trebuie s\u0103 recunosc c\u0103 deja te-am \u00een\u0219elat de 2 ori de c\u00e2nd ai plecat \u0219i nu cred c\u0103 este corect pentru nici unul dintre noi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cemi pare r\u0103u. Te rog s\u0103 \u00eemi trimi\u021bi \u00eenapoi poza cu mine pe care \u021bi-am trimis-o acum ceva vreme. Cu drag, Crina.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Soldatul, cu sentimentele r\u0103nite \u0219i ochii \u00eenl\u0103crima\u021bi, le-a cerut tuturor camarazilor s\u0103i orice fel de poze pe care le au cu iubite, surori sau foste iubite \u0219i amante.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 poza cu Crina, Mihai i-a trimis toate celelalte fotografii cu femei frumoase pe care le-a str\u00e2ns de la prietenii lui.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le-a str\u00e2ns \u0219i le-a trimis: \u201eDraga Crino, \u00eemi pare r\u0103u dar nu-mi pot aminti cine dracu e\u0219ti\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So\u021bia, sigur\u0103 c\u0103 so\u021bul o \u00een\u0219al\u0103 cu menajera, s-a hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103-i \u00eentind\u0103 o curs\u0103. I-a dat liber menajerei \u00een weekend. Seara \u00een pat, so\u021bul are ca de obicei aceea\u0219i scuz\u0103: Se pl\u00e2nge de dureri de burt\u0103 \u00eengrozitoare apoi o \u0219terge la baie. Imediat so\u021bia intr\u0103 \u00een camera menajerei \u0219i se ascunde sub p\u0103tur\u0103. Nici nu … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5299,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5297"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5297\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5300,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5297\/revisions\/5300"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5299"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}