Bul\u0103, ce caut\u0103 pantalonii t\u0103i la vecinii no\u0219tri de la etajul 4?
\u2013 Bubulino, s\u0103 vezi\u2026
\u2013 A\u0219tept o explica\u021bie, las\u0103 vr\u0103jeala!
\u2013 Dar tu de unde \u0219tii? Ce ai c\u0103utat la ei?
\u2013 Am fost ca s\u0103 \u00eemi iau sutienul, c\u0103-l uitasem acolo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITESTE SIBURMATORUL BANC\u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La facultate profesorul le tine un discurs studentilor de la seral despre bunele maniere:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Cunoaseti o fata si o invitati la un restaurant. In timpul mesei trebuie sa va duceti la baie. Popescu, cum te-ai scuza?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Domnisoara trebuie sa ma duc sa urinez, scuzati-ma o clipa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Foarte urat! Ionescu, tu cum ai spune?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Va rog domnisoara sa ma scuzati o clipa ca am nevoie la toaleta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Este mai bine, dar nu este frumos sa pomenesti de toaleta in timpul mesei! Bula tu cum ai spune?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Domnisoara, scuzati-ma o clipa deoarece trebuie sa dau mana cu un vechi prieten cu care am facut armata si pe care sper sa pot sa vi-l prezint in aceasta seara!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bul\u0103, ce caut\u0103 pantalonii t\u0103i la vecinii no\u0219tri de la etajul 4?\u2013 Bubulino, s\u0103 vezi\u2026\u2013 A\u0219tept o explica\u021bie, las\u0103 vr\u0103jeala!\u2013 Dar tu de unde \u0219tii? Ce ai c\u0103utat la ei?\u2013 Am fost ca s\u0103 \u00eemi iau sutienul, c\u0103-l uitasem acolo. CITESTE SIBURMATORUL BANC\u2b07\ufe0f La facultate profesorul le tine un discurs studentilor de la seral … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5292,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5291"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5291\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5293,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5291\/revisions\/5293"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}