{"id":5278,"date":"2025-08-03T16:21:08","date_gmt":"2025-08-03T16:21:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5278"},"modified":"2025-09-11T17:04:58","modified_gmt":"2025-09-11T17:04:58","slug":"maria-se-pregateste-face-prajituri-ca-doar-trebuia-sa-vina-amantul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5278","title":{"rendered":"Maria se pregateste, face prajituri, ca doar trebuia sa vina amantul"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"520\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7757-1-520x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5706\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7757-1-520x1024.jpeg 520w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7757-1-152x300.jpeg 152w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7757-1.jpeg 610w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 520px) 100vw, 520px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion pleaca ca in fiecare seara la lucru cu caruta iar Maria se pregateste, face prajituri, ca doar trebuia sa vina amantul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pleaca Ion, iar pe drum i se strica o roata de la caruta si se in toarce acasa. Cand ajunge ii spune Mariei:<br>-Vai da de unde ai stiut ca o sa ma intorc acasa? Maria ii raspunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Am presimtit io asa.<br>Mananca, se pun in pat si Maria vede la geam ca venise amantu\u2019 si ca aprindea farurile de la masina la fereastra casei. Se ridica Maria, se duce la geam si Ion o intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ce faci Maria?<br>Marie ii raspunde:<br>-Ma duc sa ma rog.<br>Deschide geamul si incepe:<br>-Tatal nostru cel de\u2019a fara nu tie randul asta seara, pace\u2019n cer si pe pamant maine seara esti la rand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ion pleaca ca in fiecare seara la lucru cu caruta iar Maria se pregateste, face prajituri, ca doar trebuia sa vina amantul. Pleaca Ion, iar pe drum i se strica o roata de la caruta si se in toarce acasa. Cand ajunge ii spune Mariei:-Vai da de unde ai stiut ca o sa ma intorc &#8230; <a title=\"Maria se pregateste, face prajituri, ca doar trebuia sa vina amantul\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5278\" aria-label=\"Read more about Maria se pregateste, face prajituri, ca doar trebuia sa vina amantul\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5704,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5278","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5278","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5278"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5278\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5707,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5278\/revisions\/5707"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5704"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}