Un avocat iste\u021b i-a v\u00e2ndut c\u00e2ndva o f\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103 unui profesor. La doar o zi dup\u0103 ce au b\u0103tut palma, avocatul s-a \u00eentors cu o preten\u021bie nea\u0219teptat\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Domnule profesor, s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 \u021bi-am v\u00e2ndut f\u00e2nt\u00e2na, dar nu \u0219i apa din ea. Dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 o folose\u0219ti, trebuie s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u0219ti o tax\u0103 de utilizare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Profesorul l-a privit lini\u0219tit \u0219i i-a r\u0103spuns f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 ridice tonul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 \u00cen\u021beleg. Atunci, dac\u0103 apa este a ta, ai timp p\u00e2n\u0103 m\u00e2ine s-o sco\u021bi din f\u00e2nt\u00e2na mea. Altfel, va trebui s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u0219ti chirie pentru c\u0103 o \u021bii la mine \u00een f\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Avocatul a r\u0103mas f\u0103r\u0103 cuvinte \u0219i, pu\u021bin \u00eencurcat, a spus:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Ei bine\u2026 era doar o glum\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Profesorul, cu o privire cald\u0103 \u0219i un z\u00e2mbet subtil, a ad\u0103ugat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Poate c\u0103 ai uitat pentru o clip\u0103 c\u0103 oamenii ca mine \u00eei \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 pe cei ca tine cum s\u0103 devin\u0103 avoca\u021bi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Un avocat iste\u021b i-a v\u00e2ndut c\u00e2ndva o f\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103 unui profesor. La doar o zi dup\u0103 ce au b\u0103tut palma, avocatul s-a \u00eentors cu o preten\u021bie nea\u0219teptat\u0103: \u2014 Domnule profesor, s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 \u021bi-am v\u00e2ndut f\u00e2nt\u00e2na, dar nu \u0219i apa din ea. Dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 o folose\u0219ti, trebuie s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u0219ti o tax\u0103 de utilizare! Profesorul l-a … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5257,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5255"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5255\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5256,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5255\/revisions\/5256"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5257"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}