Vai, domni\u015foar\u0103, zice admirativ directorul, ce pantaloni elegan\u0163i ave\u0163i ast\u0103zi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 V\u0103 mul\u021bumesc, r\u0103spunde secretara chicotind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 V\u0103 place s\u0103 umbla\u0163i \u00een pantaloni?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da, domnule.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 N-a\u0163i vrea s\u0103 umbla\u0163i \u015fi \u00een ai mei \u2026 ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen Londra \u00eentr-un supermarket un gentleman se tot uit\u0103 la o conopid\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un angajat care spal\u0103 pe jos \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103: \u2013 Este ceva \u00een neregul\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gentlemanul: \u2013 A\u015f dori s\u0103 cump\u0103r doar jum\u0103tate din aceast\u0103 conopid\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Angajatul: \u2013 \u00cemi pare r\u0103u dar nu se poate!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gentlemanul: \u2013 Vreau s\u0103 vorbesc cu managerul dumneavoastr\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Angajatul nervos intr\u0103 \u00een biroul managerului<\/p>\n\n\n\n
bomb\u0103nind f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 observe c\u0103 gentlemanul era \u00een<\/p>\n\n\n\n
spatele lui \u015fi spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Boss e un t\u00e2mpit \u00een magazin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
care vrea s\u0103 cumpere o jum\u0103tate de conopid\u0103 \u015fi nu \u00een\u0163elege c\u0103 nu se poate!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
V\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 managerul e disperat se \u00eentoarce \u015fi-l vede pe gentleman<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00een spatele lui. Ca s\u0103 se salveze spune \u00een continuare:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u015ei acest minunat domn dore\u015fte s\u0103 cumpere cealalt\u0103 jum\u0103tate!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fotograful:
\u2013 Hai, copii, sta\u0163i aici \u00een fa\u0163\u0103! M\u0103tu\u015fico, treci, te rog, \u00een partea dreapt\u0103!\u2026
Iar dumneata, b\u0103tr\u00e2ne, nu te mai da pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 mireas\u0103, c\u0103-mi strici poza!
\u2013 Bine, da\u2019 eu\u2026
\u2013 Hai, d\u0103-te de-acolo, n-am timp de discu\u0163ii!
\u2013 Dar eu sunt mirele!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Este un banc, va rog sa il tratati ca atare!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Vai, domni\u015foar\u0103, zice admirativ directorul, ce pantaloni elegan\u0163i ave\u0163i ast\u0103zi. \u2013 V\u0103 mul\u021bumesc, r\u0103spunde secretara chicotind. \u2013 V\u0103 place s\u0103 umbla\u0163i \u00een pantaloni? \u2013 Da, domnule. \u2013 N-a\u0163i vrea s\u0103 umbla\u0163i \u015fi \u00een ai mei \u2026 ? \u00cen Londra \u00eentr-un supermarket un gentleman se tot uit\u0103 la o conopid\u0103. Un angajat care spal\u0103 pe jos … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5253,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5252"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5252\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5254,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5252\/revisions\/5254"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5253"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}