M-am dus la vecinul meu la u\u015f\u0103 \u015fi i-am spus:
\u2013 Vecine, fiic\u0103-ta \u00eemi datoreaz\u0103 un Logan, din cauza ei am intrat \u00eentr-un copac \u015fi l-am f\u0103cut praf!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 E\u015fti nebun la cap omule, mi-a zis el, fiic\u0103-mea abia a venit de la facultate, e \u00een camera ei, se schimb\u0103 de uniform\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u015etiu, dar a uitat s\u0103 trag\u0103 draperiile!!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC <\/p>\n\n\n\n
O maicuta avea burta cam mare.
\u2013 Luam proportii, fiica mea?
\u2013 Nu parinte, e doar balonare!
Peste catva timp burta maicutei crescuse.
\u2013 Fiica mea, ai luat proportii serioase!
\u2013 Nu parinte, doar gaze intestinale!
Peste catva timp, preotul o vede pe maicuta impingand un carucior. Se uita in el si zice:
\u2013 Simpatica basina!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Este un banc, va rog sa il tratati ca atare!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" M-am dus la vecinul meu la u\u015f\u0103 \u015fi i-am spus:\u2013 Vecine, fiic\u0103-ta \u00eemi datoreaz\u0103 un Logan, din cauza ei am intrat \u00eentr-un copac \u015fi l-am f\u0103cut praf! \u2013 E\u015fti nebun la cap omule, mi-a zis el, fiic\u0103-mea abia a venit de la facultate, e \u00een camera ei, se schimb\u0103 de uniform\u0103\u2026 \u2013 \u015etiu, dar a … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5249,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5248"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5248\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5250,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5248\/revisions\/5250"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5249"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}