Ion cosea lini\u0219tit pe c\u00e2mp, dar apare un japonez cu o agend\u0103, un cronometru \u0219i o fa\u021b\u0103 serioas\u0103 de controlor de tren. Dup\u0103 prima brazd\u0103, scoate verdictul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u201eIoane, e nasol. Ai mers \u00een gol.\u201d
\u2013 \u201eCum adic\u0103 \u00een gol, \u0219efu\u2019?!\u201d
\u2013 \u201eP\u0103i cose\u0219ti doar dus, dar te-ntorci degeaba. Hai s\u0103 ascu\u021bim coasa pe ambele p\u0103r\u021bi, s\u0103 tai \u0219i la dus, \u0219i la-ntors. Full duplex, \u00een\u021belegi?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Zis \u0219i f\u0103cut. Cose\u0219te Ion acum ca ninja cu dubl\u0103 lam\u0103. Japonezul, tot nemul\u021bumit:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u201eTot e prost. Mers \u00een gol din nou.\u201d
\u2013 \u201eCum, bre, iar?! Cos \u00een ambele direc\u021bii!\u201d
\u2013 \u201eDa, dar-\u021bi flutur\u0103 fundul aiurea. Energie pierdut\u0103! Hai s\u0103-\u021bi leg\u0103m o grebl\u0103-n spate, s\u0103 r\u0103sfiri iarba. Optimiz\u0103m uscarea!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cel leag\u0103, \u00eel echipeaz\u0103, \u00eel transform\u0103 \u00eentr-un utilaj agricol uman. Cosise Ion, s\u0103racul, de-l luase cu ame\u021beal\u0103, c\u00e2nd apare M\u0103ria. Frumoas\u0103, cu \u0219olduri ca-n reclame la iaurt. Pe cap \u2013 o oal\u0103 cu lapte acru, \u00eentr-o m\u00e2n\u0103 pl\u0103cint\u0103, \u00een cealalt\u0103 co\u0219 cu m\u00e2ncare \u0219i bere. Merge leg\u0103nat, ca pe podium. Ion o vede \u0219i strig\u0103 speriat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u201eM\u0103rie, nu mai mi\u0219ca a\u0219a din \u0219olduri, c\u0103 dac\u0103 vede japonezu\u2019 c\u0103 mi se ridic\u0103 moralul\u2026 \u00eemi trece la pierderi de randament \u0219i-mi pune lantern\u0103 pe cap, s\u0103 cosesc \u0219i noaptea!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se intalnesc doua prietene:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Buna draga, felicitari, am auzit ca te-ai maritat, ia spune cum este?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Foarte frumos, in fiecare seara ne plimbam prin parc, luam o barca si mergem pana in mijlocul lacului\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Vai ce romantic! Si?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Din mijlocul lacului el se intoarce cu barca iar eu inot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Atata distanta ! Dar nu ti-e greu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Nuu\u2026 m-am obisnuit ! Mai greu este pana ies din sac.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lista de reguli a unei soacre te va amuza p\u00e2n\u0103 la lacrimi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201e-Mam\u0103 drag\u0103, \u00een cas\u0103 aici sunt o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de reguli. Hai s\u0103 \u021bi le spun de la \u00eenceput s\u0103 fii pus\u0103 \u00een gard\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 nu calci pe bec. Cele mai importante sunt astea:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd m\u0103 vezi cu basmaua pe ambii ochi, s\u0103 nu cumva s\u0103 \u00eemi cau\u021bi de vorb\u0103, c\u0103 e jale;
C\u00e2nd m\u0103 vezi cu basmaua pe ochiul st\u00e2ng, s\u0103 te preg\u0103te\u0219ti deja de valiz\u0103, c\u0103 e groas\u0103 treaba;
C\u00e2nd m\u0103 vezi cu basmaua pe cel\u0103lalt ochi, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 fugi, c\u0103 nu mai e de stat aici.
La care fata r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mam\u0103 soacr\u0103, m-ai luat prin surprindere. Mie nu mi s-a spus de nici o regul\u0103, dar hai s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi spun \u0219i eu rug\u0103mintea mea: C\u00e2nd m\u0103 vezi \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie, picior peste picior, cu \u021bigara \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i cafeaua al\u0103turi, s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 m\u0103 doare pe mine-n pisic , cum iti sta al tau batic!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ion cosea lini\u0219tit pe c\u00e2mp, dar apare un japonez cu o agend\u0103, un cronometru \u0219i o fa\u021b\u0103 serioas\u0103 de controlor de tren. Dup\u0103 prima brazd\u0103, scoate verdictul: \u2013 \u201eIoane, e nasol. Ai mers \u00een gol.\u201d\u2013 \u201eCum adic\u0103 \u00een gol, \u0219efu\u2019?!\u201d\u2013 \u201eP\u0103i cose\u0219ti doar dus, dar te-ntorci degeaba. Hai s\u0103 ascu\u021bim coasa pe ambele p\u0103r\u021bi, s\u0103 … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5239,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5238"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5238\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5240,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5238\/revisions\/5240"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5239"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}