Se duce o or\u0103\u0219eanc\u0103 s\u0103 viziteze un sat de munte, rupt de lume, peisaj. G\u0103se\u0219te o cas\u0103 batraneasca \u0219i cere ad\u0103post.
Fiind pr\u0103fuita de at\u00e2ta drum, \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 Unde a\u0219 putea face \u0219i eu baie?
\u2013 Maic\u0103, \u00een fiecare sear\u0103 mo\u0219ul meu se \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219te cu ceilal\u021bi b\u0103rba\u021bi din sat \u0219i joac\u0103 oin\u0103. Atunci \u00ee\u021bi torn eu ap\u0103 \u00eentr-un lighean \u0219i te \u00eemb\u0103iezi aici \u00een camer\u0103. Tragem obloanele, nu vede nimeni nimic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Seara pleac\u0103 mo\u0219u la oin\u0103, baba pune un lighean \u00een mijlocul camerei, or\u0103\u0219eanca se dezbrac\u0103 \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 se spele.
Noaptea t\u00e2rziu c\u00e2nd se \u00eentoarce mo\u0219ul clatinandu-se de la oin\u0103 o g\u0103se\u0219te pe bab\u0103 tremur\u00e2nd de emo\u021bie:
\u2013 Ce-ai, fa?
\u2013 B\u0103rbate, n-o s\u0103 m\u0103 crezi, dar muierea asta de st\u0103 la noi e cheal\u0103 la veveri\u021b\u0103!
\u2013 Cum cheal\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cheal\u0103, cheal\u0103! Uite, m\u00e2ine sear\u0103 n-o s\u0103 mai \u00eenchid oblonul \u0219i c\u00e2nd a fi a face baie s\u0103 te ui\u021bi s\u0103 vezi cu ochii t\u0103i!
A doua sear\u0103 mo\u0219u pleac\u0103 la oin\u0103, obloanele r\u0103m\u00e2n deschise, baba pune ligheanul, tipa \u00eencepe s\u0103 se spele.
\u2013 Auzi maic\u0103, dar de ce e\u0219ti cheal\u0103 jos?
\u2013 P\u0103i a\u0219a se poart\u0103 acum, mamaie, la ora\u0219. Totu\u2019 ras. Matale cum esti?
\u2013 Cum m-a l\u0103sat bunul D-zeu!
\u00ce\u0219i sumec\u0103 baba poalele \u0219i \u00eei arat\u0103 o m\u00e2ndre\u021be de l\u0103st\u0103ri\u0219.
Se termin\u0103 baia, se las\u0103 noaptea, se \u00eentoarce mo\u0219u.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ai v\u0103zut, m\u0103, ai v\u0103zut? Ai v\u0103zut c\u0103 e cheal\u0103?
\u2013 Am v\u0103zut.
\u2013 \u0218i ce zici?
\u2013 Nu zic nimic, c\u0103-s sup\u0103rat tare.
\u2013 De ce?
\u2013 P\u0103i nu \u00een\u021beleg de ce \u021bi-ai ridicat tu poalele s\u0103-\u021bi ar\u0103\u021bi toate alea?
\u2013 Da\u2019 care e problema? Nu mi-ai mai v\u0103zut-o p\u00e2n\u0103 acum?
\u2013 Eu da, dar nu \u0219i to\u021bi b\u0103ie\u021bii din echipa de oin\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O so\u021bie ner\u0103bd\u0103toare \u00ee\u0219i sun\u0103 so\u021bul:
\u2013 Pe unde e\u0219ti? Trebuia s\u0103 ajungi acum 30 de minute acas\u0103. Hai mai repede, c\u0103 se r\u0103ce\u0219te m\u00e2ncarea!
\u2013 Dac\u0103 \u00eemi ajut\u0103 Dumnezeu, m\u00e2ine dup\u0103-amiaz\u0103 ajung \u0219i eu acas\u0103.
\u2013 Cum adic\u0103 m\u00e2ine dup\u0103-amiaz\u0103? Nu ai plecat din Bucure\u0219ti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ba da, dar \u00een loc s\u0103 m\u0103 urc \u00een autobuzul de Constan\u021ba, m-am urcat \u00een autobuzul de Ia\u0219i. \u00centr-o or\u0103 ajung la Ia\u0219i \u0219i sper s\u0103 am un autobuz spre Constan\u021ba \u00een seara asta.
\u2013 B\u0103i, tu e\u0219ti s\u0103n\u0103tos la cap? De ce nu te-ai dat jos la prima sta\u021bie?
\u2013 N-am vrut s\u0103 cread\u0103 \u0219oferul c\u0103 sunt prost.
\u2013 Ai dreptate, las\u0103 s\u0103 \u0219tiu numai eu!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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