{"id":5223,"date":"2025-06-25T10:12:32","date_gmt":"2025-06-25T10:12:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5223"},"modified":"2025-06-25T10:12:35","modified_gmt":"2025-06-25T10:12:35","slug":"am-fost-la-un-bar-sa-beau-o-bere-la-masa-de-alaturi-era-o-blonda-care-se-uita-la-mine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5223","title":{"rendered":"Am fost la un bar s\u0103 beau o bere, la masa de al\u0103turi era o blond\u0103 care se uita la mine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Am fost la un bar s\u0103 beau o bere, la masa de al\u0103turi era o blond\u0103 care se uita la mine \u0219i se tot uita, atunci am chemat chelnerul \u015fi i-am spus s\u0103 o serveasc\u0103 cu ce vrea din partea mea\u2026 a cerut o pina colada \u015fi mi-a mul\u0163umit cu un z\u00e2mbet\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i ce crezi?\u2026 M\u0103 invit\u0103 s\u0103 stau cu ea, s\u0103 vorbim\u2026 vorbele curg de la sine\u2026 ea, \u00eemi spune c\u0103 locuie\u0219te aici \u00een&nbsp;Bucuresti&nbsp;cu so\u021bul ei, dar c\u0103 este plecat \u00eentr-o delega\u021bie \u0219i m\u0103 invit\u0103 s\u0103-i cunosc apartamentul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Ajunsi \u00een apartament tocmai c\u00e2nd s\u0103 \u00eencepem\u2026ZAZ!\u2026 so\u021bul, care vine de pe nea\u0219teptate\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Atunci ea \u00eemi spune foarte repede:<br>-Nu te speria c\u0103 o s\u0103 rezolv eu!<br>\u0218i mi-a spus:<br>-Ia fierul de c\u0103lcat \u0219i calc\u0103 hainele de pe mas\u0103, pretinde c\u0103 e\u0219ti poponar!<br>Intr\u0103 so\u021bul, o matahal\u0103 de aproape doi metri \u00een\u0103l\u0163ime, corp de ridicat greut\u0103\u021bi \u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103:<br>-\u0218i tipul \u0103sta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Este un b\u0103iat care nu are serviciu \u0219i i-am dat s\u0103 calce hainele, via\u021ba mea!<br>\u015ei matahala a stat 2 ore uit\u00e2ndu-se la mine cum calc, am terminat \u015fi am plecat repede, aproape f\u0103c\u00e2nd pe mine de fric\u0103.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Frate, sunt \u00een via\u021b\u0103 datorit\u0103 vicleniei acelei femei\u2026<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Din curiozitate, locuie\u0219te \u00eentr-un bloc de pe Bulevardul Unirii, la aproximativ 30 de metri de Zepter?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Da, frate, de ce?<br>Prostule! Ai c\u0103lcat hainele pe care le-am sp\u0103lat eu ieri!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Un b\u0103rbat \u015fi o femeie care nu se cuno\u015fteau \u00eemp\u0103r\u0163eau acela\u015fi compartiment<\/strong>&nbsp;\u00eentr-un vagon de dormit. Dup\u0103 ce au trecut peste momentul ini\u0163ial de st\u00e2njeneal\u0103, s-au \u00eentins s\u0103 doarm\u0103, el pe patul de deasupra, ea pe cel inferior. \u00cen mijlocul nop\u0163ii, b\u0103rbatul se \u00eenclin\u0103 \u00een lateralul patului, o treze\u015fte pe femeie \u015fi-i spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u00cemi cer scuze c\u0103 v\u0103 deranjez, \u00eens\u0103 \u00eemi e foarte frig. A\u0163i putea s\u0103-mi da\u0163i v\u0103 rog \u00eenc\u0103 o p\u0103tur\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Femeie se \u00eenclin\u0103 \u015fi ea \u00een lateralul patului \u015fi, uit\u00e2ndu-se \u00een sus spre el, \u00eei face cu ochiul \u015fi \u00eei spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Am o idee mai bun\u0103, ce-a\u0163i zice dac\u0103 numai pentru noaptea asta ne-am considera c\u0103s\u0103tori\u0163i?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>B\u0103rbatul, \u00eenc\u00e2ntat, e de acord, dup\u0103 care femeia \u00eei spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ia-\u0163i singur o p\u0103tura, tr\u00e2ntor \u00eempu\u0163it ce e\u015fti!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Cainele unui avocat scapa din lesa, intra intr-o macelarie si fura un ciolan.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Macelarul se duce la avocat si-l intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Daca un caine scapat din lesa intra in magazinul meu si fura un ciolan, am dreptul la despagubire?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Absolut!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Perfect! Imi datorati 30 de lei!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am fost la un bar s\u0103 beau o bere, la masa de al\u0103turi era o blond\u0103 care se uita la mine \u0219i se tot uita, atunci am chemat chelnerul \u015fi i-am spus s\u0103 o serveasc\u0103 cu ce vrea din partea mea\u2026 a cerut o pina colada \u015fi mi-a mul\u0163umit cu un z\u00e2mbet\u2026 \u0218i ce crezi?\u2026 &#8230; <a title=\"Am fost la un bar s\u0103 beau o bere, la masa de al\u0103turi era o blond\u0103 care se uita la mine\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5223\" aria-label=\"Read more about Am fost la un bar s\u0103 beau o bere, la masa de al\u0103turi era o blond\u0103 care se uita la mine\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5224,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5223","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5223"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5223\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5225,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5223\/revisions\/5225"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5224"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}