{"id":5211,"date":"2025-05-26T09:10:31","date_gmt":"2025-05-26T09:10:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5211"},"modified":"2025-05-26T09:10:34","modified_gmt":"2025-05-26T09:10:34","slug":"o-patroana-care-abia-isi-luase-masina-noua-ramane-in-pana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5211","title":{"rendered":"O patroana, care abia isi luase masina noua, ramane in pana"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>O patroana, care abia isi luase masina noua, ramane in pana pe marginea drumului. Sta ea ce sta si asteapta, p\u00e2n\u0103 vede un cioban:<\/strong><br><strong>\u2013 Mai ciobane sti sa faci pana ??<\/strong><br><strong>\u2013 Cum sa nu doamna? De tate stiu!<\/strong><br><strong>Ii face omul panasi bucuroasa, patroana il intreaba:<\/strong><br><strong>-Mai ciobane, cum vrei sa te platesc, in bani ori in natura??<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>-Doamna, daca lucrez in natura, ma platiti in natura! a pus si el conditie.<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Rapid, patroana ii pune prezerv@tive si-i da ciobanul de i-au iesit ochii din c@p ca la melc.<\/strong><br><strong>Dupa o saptamana, ce sa vezi?<\/strong><br><strong>Iar patroana cu roata dezumflata.<\/strong><br><strong>Vine ciobanul la ea.<\/strong><br><strong>\u2013 Ciobane fa-mi iarasi pana\u2026<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>-Pai cum doamna iara?<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>\u2013 Iara ma omule! Uite-asa, s-a intamplat!<\/strong><br><strong>Ii face ala pana. La urma, bucuroasa, patroana il intreaba:<\/strong><br><strong>\u2013 Si cum vrei sa te platesc, in bani ori in natura??<\/strong><br><strong>-Nici in bani nici in natura, ci sa-mi luati pielea de pe pu** ca nu m-am pis@t de o saptamana!<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>Un politist opreste un autoturism si ii spune domnului de la volan:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Felicitari! Ati castigat 5.000,00 de RONi pentru ca purtati centura de siguranta. Ce veti face cu banii?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Pai, cred ca &#8230; imi voi lua permisul de conducere!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Atunci, sare sotia sa:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Nu-l ascultati! Asa face el, cand e beat!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un om din spate:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Stiam eu ca nu o sa ajungem prea departe cu masina asta furata!&#8230;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La care, se aude o voce din portbagaj:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Ce, am trecut deja granita?!?&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O patroana, care abia isi luase masina noua, ramane in pana pe marginea drumului. Sta ea ce sta si asteapta, p\u00e2n\u0103 vede un cioban:\u2013 Mai ciobane sti sa faci pana ??\u2013 Cum sa nu doamna? De tate stiu!Ii face omul panasi bucuroasa, patroana il intreaba:-Mai ciobane, cum vrei sa te platesc, in bani ori in &#8230; <a title=\"O patroana, care abia isi luase masina noua, ramane in pana\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5211\" aria-label=\"Read more about O patroana, care abia isi luase masina noua, ramane in pana\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5212,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5211","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5211","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5211"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5211\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5213,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5211\/revisions\/5213"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5212"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}