{"id":5207,"date":"2025-05-26T08:58:44","date_gmt":"2025-05-26T08:58:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5207"},"modified":"2025-05-26T08:58:46","modified_gmt":"2025-05-26T08:58:46","slug":"5207","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5207","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"538\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/image.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5208\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/image.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/image-300x265.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula aflanduse la scoala a fost pus in ultima banca de catre profesoara lui pentru ca urma sa vina o inspectie si ii spuse:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>PROFESOARA: Daca la inspectie spui o singura prostie te exmatriculez din scoala.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>bula: bine doamna profesoara!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In sfarsit vine si inspectoarea si le pune o intrebare elevilor:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Daca va aflati in padure si va fugareste un urs ce faceti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Singurul care a ridicat mana a fost Bula<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Spune Bula tu ce faci?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Fug<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Si daca ursu fuge si el?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Fug si mai tare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Si daca ursu fuge si mai tare?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Fug si mai tare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Si daca ursu fuge si mai tare?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ma urc intr-un copac.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Si daca se urca dupa tine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Urc mai sus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Si daca urca si el mai sus?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Urc si mai sus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Si daca urca si el si mai sus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ma urc in varf.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Si daca se urca si el in varf?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La care Bula spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>DA MAI DUTE IN PANA MEA CA TU TII CU URSU!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bula aflanduse la scoala a fost pus in ultima banca de catre profesoara lui pentru ca urma sa vina o inspectie si ii spuse: PROFESOARA: Daca la inspectie spui o singura prostie te exmatriculez din scoala. bula: bine doamna profesoara! In sfarsit vine si inspectoarea si le pune o intrebare elevilor: -Daca va aflati in &#8230; <a title=\"\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5207\" aria-label=\"Read more about \">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5209,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5207"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5207\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5210,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5207\/revisions\/5210"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5209"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}