{"id":5201,"date":"2025-05-23T16:21:58","date_gmt":"2025-05-23T16:21:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5201"},"modified":"2025-05-23T16:22:00","modified_gmt":"2025-05-23T16:22:00","slug":"un-jurnalist-intreaba-un-italian-din-punctul-dvs-de-vedere-cine-sunt-cei-mai-prosti-romanii-cum-v-ati-dat-seama-eu-am-un-vecin-roman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5201","title":{"rendered":"Un jurnalist intreaba un italian: Din punctul dvs de vedere cine sunt cei mai prosti? Romanii! Cum v-ati dat seama? Eu am un vecin roman"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"881\" height=\"761\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_5190.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5202\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_5190.jpeg 881w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_5190-300x259.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_5190-768x663.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 881px) 100vw, 881px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_5191-1024x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5203\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_5191-1024x1024.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_5191-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_5191-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_5191-768x768.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_5191.jpeg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un ardelean intr\u0103 \u00eentr-un bar la New York. Barmanul \u00eei spune c\u0103 \u00een acest bar se bea numai pe pariu.<br>\u2013 Domnule, eu pun pariu cu tine ca nu po\u021bi s\u0103 bei o sticl\u0103 de whisky \u00een 30 de minute!<br>Ardeleanul \u00eesi cere scuze, iese din bar \u0219i apare peste 10 minute \u00eenapoi, pune banu pe tejghea \u0219i accept\u0103 provocarea. Barman-ul \u00eei da sticla, ardeleanul o termina \u00een 10 minute. Barmanul, stupefiat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Domnule, dar n-am crezut c\u0103 a\u0219a ceva e posibil! N-am crezut c\u0103 sunte\u021bi \u00een stare s\u0103 faceti a\u0219a ceva! Nimeni nu a mai reu\u0219it!<br>La care ardeleanul:<br>\u2013 Nici io n-am crezut, dar m-am dus la barul de vis-a-vis sa verific!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bul\u0103 vine la \u015fcoal\u0103 cu un cucui mare \u00een frunte. Profesoara \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:\u00a0<br>\u2013 Bul\u0103, cum ai reu\u015fit?\u00a0<br>\u2013 P\u0103i\u2026 o albin\u0103.\u00a0<br>\u2013 De ce nu ai alungat-o cu m\u00e2na?\u00a0<br>\u2013 Nu am apucat. Tata a omor\u00e2t-o cu lopata.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un ardelean intr\u0103 \u00eentr-un bar la New York. Barmanul \u00eei spune c\u0103 \u00een acest bar se bea numai pe pariu.\u2013 Domnule, eu pun pariu cu tine ca nu po\u021bi s\u0103 bei o sticl\u0103 de whisky \u00een 30 de minute!Ardeleanul \u00eesi cere scuze, iese din bar \u0219i apare peste 10 minute \u00eenapoi, pune banu pe tejghea &#8230; <a title=\"Un jurnalist intreaba un italian: Din punctul dvs de vedere cine sunt cei mai prosti? Romanii! Cum v-ati dat seama? Eu am un vecin roman\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5201\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un jurnalist intreaba un italian: Din punctul dvs de vedere cine sunt cei mai prosti? Romanii! 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