{"id":5197,"date":"2025-05-22T20:08:46","date_gmt":"2025-05-22T20:08:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5197"},"modified":"2025-05-22T20:08:49","modified_gmt":"2025-05-22T20:08:49","slug":"un-fermier-merge-la-bar-langa-o-femeie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5197","title":{"rendered":"Un fermier merge la bar l\u00e2ng\u0103 o femeie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"719\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_5162-719x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5198\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_5162-719x1024.jpeg 719w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_5162-211x300.jpeg 211w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_5162.jpeg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 719px) 100vw, 719px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Un fermier merge la barul local \u015fi se a\u015feaz\u0103 pe singurul scaun liber, l\u00e2ng\u0103 o femeie. Comand\u0103 o sticl\u0103 de \u015fampanie iar femeia de l\u00e2ng\u0103 el spune:<br>\u2013 Ce interesant, \u015fi eu am comandat tot \u015fampanie.<br>\u2013 Ce coinciden\u0163\u0103, spune fermierul. E o zi special\u0103 pentru mine \u015fi am vrut s\u0103 s\u0103rb\u0103toresc.<br>\u2013 \u015ei pentru mine e o zi special\u0103, spune femeia. \u015ei eu sunt aici s\u0103 s\u0103rb\u0103toresc.<br>\u2013 Ce coinciden\u0163\u0103, spune fermierul.<br>\u00cen timp ce ciocnesc paharele, el o \u00eentreab\u0103 pe femeie:<br>\u2013 Tu ce s\u0103rb\u0103tore\u015fti?<br>\u2013 So\u0163ul meu \u015fi cu mine am tot \u00eencercat s\u0103 avem copii ani de zile, iar ast\u0103zi, ginecologul mi-a spus c\u0103 sunt \u00eens\u0103rcinat\u0103.<br>\u2013 Ce coinciden\u0163\u0103 \u2013 spune b\u0103rbatul \u2013 eu sunt cresc\u0103tor de p\u0103s\u0103ri \u015fi timp de mul\u0163i ani de zile g\u0103inile mele f\u0103ceau ou\u0103 infertile iar acum toate au f\u0103cut ou\u0103 fertile.<br>\u2013 Oh\u2026 dar asta e minunat, spune femeia. Ce ai f\u0103cut pentru ca g\u0103inile tale s\u0103 devin\u0103 fertile?<br>\u2013 Am schimbat coco\u015ful, r\u0103spunde omul.<br>\u2013 Ce coinciden\u0163\u0103, r\u0103spunde femeia z\u00e2mbind!\u2026<br>\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>  CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u0103 duc la pia\u0163\u0103 \u015fi trec pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 o tarab\u0103 cu pepeni unde era un carton pe care scria: \u201eUn pepene 3 lei, sau trei pepeni la 10 lei\u201d.<br>\u00cen loc s\u0103-i spun tipului din spatele tarabei c\u00e2t de prost e, m-am hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103-i demonstrez.<br>A\u015fa c\u0103 l-am abordat:<br>\u2013 A\u015f dori un pepene.<br>\u2013 Da, domnule, face trei lei. I-am dat banii \u015fi i-am spus:<br>\u2013 De fapt, mai d\u0103-mi unul, te rog.<br>\u2013 Nicio problem\u0103, domnule, \u00eenc\u0103 trei lei.<br>\u2013 \u015etii ceva, i-am zis, mai d\u0103-mi unul, s\u0103 fie trei.<br>\u2013 Desigur, domnule, trei lei, v\u0103 rog.<br>Abia m\u0103 ab\u0163ineam s\u0103 nu r\u00e2d \u015fi i-am spus:<br>\u2013 Tocmai am cump\u0103rat trei pepeni cu nou\u0103 lei, iar pe cartonul t\u0103u scrie trei pepeni pentru zece lei. Tu \u00ee\u0163i dai seama c\u00e2t de prost e\u015fti?<br>\u2013 Nu sunte\u0163i primul client care \u00eemi spune, chicoti el, toat\u0103 lumea face mi\u015fto p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd subliniez c\u0103 au cump\u0103rat trei pepeni \u00een loc de unu \ud83d\ude0e\ud83d\ude06\ud83d\ude01<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un fermier merge la barul local \u015fi se a\u015feaz\u0103 pe singurul scaun liber, l\u00e2ng\u0103 o femeie. Comand\u0103 o sticl\u0103 de \u015fampanie iar femeia de l\u00e2ng\u0103 el spune:\u2013 Ce interesant, \u015fi eu am comandat tot \u015fampanie.\u2013 Ce coinciden\u0163\u0103, spune fermierul. E o zi special\u0103 pentru mine \u015fi am vrut s\u0103 s\u0103rb\u0103toresc.\u2013 \u015ei pentru mine e o &#8230; <a title=\"Un fermier merge la bar l\u00e2ng\u0103 o femeie\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5197\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un fermier merge la bar l\u00e2ng\u0103 o femeie\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5199,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5197","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5197","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5197"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5197\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5200,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5197\/revisions\/5200"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5199"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}