{"id":5186,"date":"2025-05-19T09:18:08","date_gmt":"2025-05-19T09:18:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5186"},"modified":"2025-11-26T19:51:47","modified_gmt":"2025-11-26T19:51:47","slug":"un-tip-este-oprit-pentru-viteza-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5186","title":{"rendered":"Un tip este oprit pentru viteza"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"565\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_0038-565x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6529\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_0038-565x1024.jpeg 565w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_0038-165x300.jpeg 165w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_0038.jpeg 610w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 565px) 100vw, 565px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un tip este oprit pentru vitez\u0103:<br>\u2212 Domnul poli\u021bist, pot s\u0103 explic!<br>\u2212 Nu explici nimic, hai la sec\u021bie!<br>\u2212 Domnule, dar este o situa\u021bie\u2026<br>\u2212 Nu vreau s\u0103 aud, hai la sec\u021bie!<br>Ajung la sec\u021bie, tipul tot \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eei zic\u0103 ceva, poli\u021bistul nu \u00eel las\u0103 s\u0103 zic\u0103 nimic.<br>\u00cel bag\u0103 \u00eentr-o celul\u0103:<br>\u2212 Te bag aici p\u00e2n\u0103 vine domnul ofi\u021ber \u0219i atunci vedem ce facem!<br>\u2212 Apropo de asta\u2026<br>\u2212 B\u0103 taci, nu avem ce discuta!<br>Dup\u0103 o vreme, vine din nou poli\u021bistul \u0219i \u00eei zice:<br>\u2212 Oricum ai noroc, c\u0103 domnu\u2019 ofi\u021ber o s\u0103 vin\u0103 binedispus, e plecat la nunta fiicei.<br>\u2212 M\u0103 \u00eendoiesc, eu sunt ginerele!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Domnule poli\u021bist, cineva mi-a furat bicicleta!<br>\u2013 Era \u00eenc\u0103 bun\u0103?<br>\u2013 Da, mergeam cu ea la lucru.<br>\u2013 A\u021bi avut clopo\u021bel la ea?<br>\u2013 Nu.<br>\u2013 Fr\u00e2n\u0103 de m\u00e2na?<br>\u2013 Nu.<br>\u2013 Faruri?<br>\u2013 Nu.<br>\u2013 Atunci trebuie s\u0103 pl\u0103ti\u021bi o amend\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Test de italiana la politisti. Examinatorul, un colonel de politie, \u00eel \u00eentreaba pe unul din politisti:<br>\u2013 Come ti chiamo?<br>La care acesta raspunde:<br>\u2013 Ma per che?<br>\u2013 Maperche si mai cum?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Piranda se protapeste la Parpanghel:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Mo, sa-mi dai ho suta de mii!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Hai fa? Ce sa faci cu ho suta?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ca sa-mi iau por\u2019jartela.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ce\u2019aia, fa?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Lasa ca t-o arat dup\u2019aia. Marca banu\u2019!<br>Vine Piranda din t\u00e2rg si-l cheama pe Parpanghel in odaie, apoi ridica fustele. Parpanghel lesina. Intra Onu, tatal lui Parpanghel:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ce i-ai facut, fa, lu\u2019 asta de l-ai dat pa spate?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ce sa-i fac, ba, i-am aratat por\u2019jartela.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ce i-ai aratat, fa?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Iote asta! Si isi ridica iar fustele\u2026 Cade si Onu\u2026 Intra Baria, mama lui Parpanghel:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Fa, fi\u2019a dracu\u2019 da tuta, cu cine te-a adus aicea! Da ce e astia lati pa jos?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Io nu stiu, fa, da ce-a cazut, ca io le-am aratat por\u2019jartela.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Care, fa, por\u2019jartela, ia?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Iote colea! Si salta cortina\u2026<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Pai, fa, proasta dracu\u2019: clestisorii aia e pentru ciorapi, nu pentru buzili pi**ii!\u2026<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un tip este oprit pentru vitez\u0103:\u2212 Domnul poli\u021bist, pot s\u0103 explic!\u2212 Nu explici nimic, hai la sec\u021bie!\u2212 Domnule, dar este o situa\u021bie\u2026\u2212 Nu vreau s\u0103 aud, hai la sec\u021bie!Ajung la sec\u021bie, tipul tot \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eei zic\u0103 ceva, poli\u021bistul nu \u00eel las\u0103 s\u0103 zic\u0103 nimic.\u00cel bag\u0103 \u00eentr-o celul\u0103:\u2212 Te bag &#8230; <a title=\"Un tip este oprit pentru viteza\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5186\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un tip este oprit pentru viteza\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":6526,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5186"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5186\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6530,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5186\/revisions\/6530"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6526"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}